Current mood:	jubilant
Current music:	"3x5" - John Mayer

1501-1600 (gettin' BORED yet?)
1501. What did you think of the movie Black Hawk Down? Ehhhh... I don't get into those kinda movies. It was watchable.

1502. What movie has the most surprising ending ever? Uhhhhh... I don't know. Why don'tcha find one and tell me?

1503. Who are you currently angry at? GENE SIMMONS. His little innuendos towards Ace Frehley and Peter Criss are REALLY starting to PISS ME THE FUCK OFF. It'd piss me off less if he would just name names already. And Tommy Thayer saying that "most of the young KISS fans don't know exactly who's in the band anyway." FINE THEN, DON'T GIVE ANY OF YOUR FUCKING PAYING CUSTOMERS ANY CREDIT, YOU FUCKIN' BROKEBACK ASS-LICKER!!!!!!! GodDAMN, those 2 fucking PISS ME OFF. GO TO HELL, BOTH OF YOU!!!

1504. Who is harder to please, you or your lover? Well, since I don't have a lover, then I am. Hell, even if I did, it'd be me anyways. LoL.

1505. What is the most dramatic thing you have ever done for attention? Uhhhh... I don't get that much attention. I shy away from attention.

1506. What do you have issues with? See # 1503. Bastards. Oh, and WHOA!, too. Lip-synching bastards.

1507. There is a nuclear war and your fallout shelter has room and supplies enough for two. No one knows about the fallout shelter but you. Who do you choose to take in (Remember, the person you choose is the only person you will know in 5-15 years when you can come above ground again)? MELISSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man, we'd have FUN in our 2getherized fallout shelter!!!! Hehehehe.

1508. Do you have any fillings? Nope.

1509. What do you do when you are home alone that you cannot do when other people are at home? Uhhhhhhh... play my music really LOUD!!!!!

1510. Have you ever had a near death experience? Not yet. LoL.

1511. Do you read on the toilet? Nope.

1512. Are you afraid of a global nuclear war? Afraid? Nahhhhhh... I'm expecting it, though.

1513. If there was a global nuclear war would you expect to be a survivor? Damn straight. KISS fans will prevail, babee!!!!!!! Oh, and the guys themselves will survive, too. NOT YOU, GENE AND TOMMY. Fucking bastards.

1514. How often do people try to talk to you while you are in the bathroom? Um, never.

1515. Have you ever swam in the ocean? Nope. FUCK, I've only been out of Ohio, like, 3 times-- all of which were over to Indiana. For what? Shopping. Whoop-de-dooooo. I WANNA GO TO FLORIDA, DAMMIT.

1516. Have you ever built a sandcastle? Nope... that reminds me of ACE at his RockWalk induction... he stuck his hands in the cement, and he said, "I feel like I'm at the beach! I wanna make a sandcastle!" LoL.

1517. Do you feel comfortable in a bathing suit? Sure. Although I don't wear one often. Only when I want a tan. Otherwise I swim in a sleeveless shirt and shorts. I don't know why.

1518a. What would be the best season of the year to get married? Either spring or summer.
1518b. What would be the best day? APRIL 27. That's gonna be my wedding day. Why? I'm not gonna say.

1519. What is 1 thing that the perfect ___ would do?
Boyfriend: Take me to a KISS concert.
Parents: Take me to a KISS concert.
Friend: Go with me to a KISS concert.
Teacher: Not give me homework on the nite of the KISS concert.

1520. If someone you loved was seriously miserable for a long period of time what would you do to help cheer him or her up? Put on a fat guy suit and roll around making various laser noises. No, wait, that's stupid...

1521. What was the best year of your life so far? 2002. I mean, the 2G Pride was kickin' and so many people loved 2G... and Liquid Zu was doin' shows and stuff... and 2002 was the year I started talkin' with MEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YaY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1522. When people are born is it predetermined whether they will be a good or bad person? Good question. Ummmmm... I think it's 50/50. That, and learning by example. If your parents and friends and shit are STUPID ASSHOLES, then you will be, too.

1523. What is your least favorite bodily function? It's a girl thang. *sighs* I'm currently counting the HOURS till I hit menopause. *Hallelujah*

1524. Does the weather affect your mood? Nah. Just idiotic people.

1525. If you were underground for 5 years what would you miss the most? DUDE! Stalking KISS and Kevin Farley!!!!! Definitely. Oh, and Melissa. Wait, do I have a computer down there?

1526. What do you think of the movie Blast from the Past? Never watched it.

1527. If you were on death row what would you want your last meal to be? A big bowl of Frosted Flakes. Wanna get on my gooooooooooood side?? Get me CEREAL. Yum... and if ya can't get me cereal, then I want my last meal to be Ace. That's right, ACE FRHELEY. *slurp*

1528. How would you want to die (electric chair, gas, lethal injection, hanging)? Out of those... uh... the chair, probably. And make sure I'm listening to, like, Poison "I Want Action" and do it when I'm not expecting!!!

1529. Who would you want with you when you died? I don't really care, just make it painless and make it quick.

1530. What would your last words be? Well, according to a survey thingy I took a while ago, "Look ma, no hands!" But I doubt that's the case, so probably something like, "Porkchopsh... and appleshaush... that shounds shwell." (hehe, Peter Brady!)

1531. What is your favorite summer song? Uhhhhh... like song to listen to in the summertime? Or song that reminds me of summer? Fuck, I don't know... I like to listen to my fave tunes ALL the time, so, EVERY SONG.

1532. Has anyone ever broken a promise to you? No... but if they did, they wouldn't be alive right now. Just jokes!

1533. Have you broken a promise to anyone else? Fucking no! I'm honest and dependable. Well, for most things. Don't depend on me giving you a ride, 'cause no one rides in my car!

1534. Do you eat meat? *giggles* Not yet. LMAO, SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1535. Have you ever broken someone's heart? Um, maybe. I doubt it. I'm so lovable, how could I? LMAO.

1536. What would you consider a blessed event? July 6, 1980: ACE and Jeanette become parents of MONIQUE, their first and ONLY daughter. She's an angel sent from JENDELL. Hahaha.

1537. What would you consider a miracle? That Ace Frehley isn't dead.

1538. Here's a list of dead rock stars. How big of a loss to the music industry was each one?
Dave Williams: The dude from Drowning Pool... uh, well, the metal community was bummed, but the dudes from DP hired another dude and are still kickin' ass, so it wasn't *too* big of a deal.
Dimebag Darrell: OH DAMN. Even I cried when Dime got shot. That nite I stayed up and watched Gene Simmons's A&E Biography special... at the same time, Dime and his band Damageplan were about a hour and a half away, rockin' at some club in Columbus when an asshole named NATHAN GALE shot his ass. BURN IN HELL, MUTHERFUCKER. Dime was so cool... he had Ace's makeup face tattooed on his chest... if he was a chick, he woulda been an Ace groupie, I think. LoL... Dime had a major impact on the metal industry, but not much outside of it.
Elvis: Dude, some people say that rock 'n' roll died when Elvis kicked the bucket... NOT TRUE-- KISS is still here (except ERIC CARR & MARK ST. JOHN!)!
Jimi Hendrix: Ummmmmm... Hendrix was awesome... if he woulda lived, at the least, 5 more years, who the hell knows what shit he woulda done with that guitar of his. Dang.
John Lennon: HUGE LOSS. He was awesome, too. Amazing lyricist... classic tunes all the way. Shame the Beatles broke up and shit, but even the best gotta have problems. Hell, look at KISS-- they were WAAAAAYYYYYYYY more fucked up than those dudes. But anyway, John was kick-a.

1539. What are the most cruel words someone could say to you? "Why do you like that Cuccione guy so much? I mean, it's not like you knew him or something. Why even bother caring?" or something to that effect about Michael. Don't FUCK with Michael. EVER.

1540. Would you rather catch your parents in bed or have them catch you? Oh, FUCK, either one is bad... I'll catch them. That way, I won't make a big deal outta it. On the other hand, my parents would catch me with Ace Frehley. JUST KIDDING. Hope Ace never reads this shit. LMAO.

1541. If someone offered you $1,000 to cheat on your boyfriend, would you do it? If someone offered you $1,000 to SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE, would YOU do it? For the record, NO I wouldn't. Because I'd be pissed off if my boyfriend did it to ME. Now, if it was cheating WITH Ace Frehley... hmm... ; )

1542. Would you rather date someone 3 years younger than you, or 15 years older? 15 years older, LMAO... I seem to be attracted to dudes older than me... like, I'm 18 and Ace is 56. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T CARE, HE'S HOT!!!!!!

1543. Would you rather like your guy more than he likes you, or have him like you more? Have him like ME more... I'd be offended if I liked him more and he didn't seem as in-love as I was. WHY IN ACE'S NAME AM I ANSWERING THESE, ANYWAY??? I've never HAD a boyfriend, how should I know??!

1544. If you could read your boyfriend's mind, but only by letting him read yours, would you do it? NOOOOOOOOOOO WAYYYYYYY, man. My thoughts are MINE. Well, except these, LMAO.

1545. Would you rather lose your bathing suit to a huge wave right in front of a cute lifeguard, or your whole family? Cute lifeguard... hopefully I don't *know* the lifeguard. No WAY am I flashing my family. UGH.

1546. Is truth sometimes stranger than fiction? Yep.

1547. Do you look back and laugh at things that hurt or were embarrassing at the time? Yeah... like me dropping my cupcakes at my 3rd grade birthday party at school. I cried. Luckily, there were still enough for everyone, but that sucked. Incidentally, my dad dropped HIS cupcakes on the way to the bus when he was in 2nd grade. Must run in the family, LMAO.

1548. Would you like to live in the Playboy Mansion? Nope... I wanna live at ACE'S MANSION! LoL, move over, JEANETTE!! Just kiddin', Jeanette's cool.

1549. Have you ever looked in anyone's wallet that wasn't yours? Nope.

1550. What time and date is it? Sunday, July 22, 2007 @ 11:09 pm

1551a. Have you sang karaoke anywhere? Yup... at school. My choir class had a karaoke party at the end of the school year my freshman year.
1551b. What song did you sing? KISS "Rock And Roll All Nite." And I FUCKING ROCKED, too. I mean, everyone else sang depressing country ballads, and I went on 2nd to last and ROCKED. It was flippin' sweet.

1552. Do you run through the sprinkler on a hot day? Nope.

1553. Could you survive without:
Electricity? For, like, an hour. LoL, HEY, my bedroom is very technologized. That a word? It is now.
Heat? In the summertime. Duh.
Air conditioning? In the wintertime. Duh. Well, OK, year-round. I'd appreciate an electric fan, though.
TV? Uhhhhhh... sure. I don't FUCKING get VH1 Classic anymore, so what's there to live for?
Radio? FUCK NO. Nuh uh. No way.
A car? Uhhh... a car, sure. Not MY car. You don't DARE fuck w/ my Chevy.

1554. Would you ever consider shaving your head? For what??? For the hell of it?? NO! For, like, Mike's foundation or FRONT-ROW KISS tix? YES.

1555. What is one thing that will happen to you less than 24 hours from now? I'll go to sleep. Well, maybe...

1556. What age would you want to stay forever? Uh, 37. Just picking a random number, people.

1557. What is the softest part of your body? Wouldn't you like to know?

1558. What would make your day if it happened right now? If MTV was running a marathon of 2GE+HER: The Series. *cries* Yeah, right.

1559. What are you thinking about? World domination. Muahahahahahaha. Um, oops. You weren't supposed to know that.

1560. Are you on:
Drugs? Not since the weekend, dude. *Just kidding!*
The road to nowhere? *sings* the roooooooad to nowheeeeeeeeeeere-- leads to meeeee! YEAH, OZZY!!!!!!!!!!
The crazy train? Um, have you been listening to Ozzy?!?! Because this one and the last two DIRECTLY connect to Ozz. Hmm...

1561. Do you say everything to people's faces or do you talk behind their backs? Both. Heh heh.

1562. What is gone that will never come back? My mind.

1563. What's your biggest turn on? You wanna sit here for an hour?? LoL... prolly guys with LONG HAIR... ohhhhhhh Godddddddd... that is SO sexy to me. I mean, LONG hair. Not shaggy, like Nick Simmons (who is massively FUCKABLE, by the way), but long, like, down their back. Like ACE FREHLEY's hair drives me WILD. Oh my GOD.

1564. Have you ever made love in an elevator? Uh, no. But I like that song, definitely! Aerosmith rocks.

1565. Are you spiritually dead? Nope. My spirit's alive and ready to KICK SOME ASS.

1566. What's your favorite Care Bear? Uhhhhh... *laughs* KISS Groupie Bear. WHAT?? There should be one!!

1567. Do you like the music of Warren Zevon? *sings* Ah oooooooooh, werewolves of London... LoL, he's alright.

1568. Have you ever wanted a picture painted onto your car? HOLY FUCK... my Camaro would look SO fucking awesome... with... nevermind. You know me well enough after 1567 questions to know what I'm gonna say.

1569. Are you an alien in a red striped jumpsuit who plays guitar in a band? No... but I'd do it if someone asked me to.

1570. If you aren't an alien in a red striped jumpsuit who plays guitar in a band then who is? The guitarist that's closest to an alien is ACE FREHLEY. Seriously. Supposedly, an alien ship was outside of his house in 2002... I think it was a little joke played by his bottle of Heineken, but whatever. I BELIEVE YA, CURLY.

1571. How many private entries do you have? None... if people don't like what I have to say, don't fuckin' read it.

1572. Are you clumsy? At times, yeah.

1573. As you get older will you let your looks go or have plastic surgery? I say, FUCK IT and grow old however I was meant to grow old. Screw plastic surgery. Ya know, Ace had it done, and, uh, CAN YA TELL?????? Go look at a fuckin' picture of Ace without makeup frommmmm... uh... 2002, let's say, and one from '87. He looked the same to me. He shoulda had his nose re-done, cuz MAAAAAAN, it's huge. Hehehehe, love ya Frehley.

1574. If you wear contacts or glasses would you ever consider laser eye surgery? Shouldn't you have asked me first whether or not I wear contacts/glasses? How rude.

1575. What is the most expensive thing you own? Uhhhhhh... my KISS collection. The VINYL RECORDS ALONE are worth about $500. I mean, DUDE, you find a copy of Rock And Roll Over with the sticker AND a merchandise order form with it. YEAH, thought so. Either that or my Camaro. It's PRICELESS to me.

1576. What do you think of when you hear the word 'cell'? That movie The Cell with J. Lo.

1577. Have you ever had goat's milk? Nope.

1578. Do you care how Jennifer Anniston lives her life? Not really... but I can't help it if all of the celeb shows on E! and VH1 let me know what's up.

1579. If there was a 'penny per page' internet tax would you pay it? Uhh... it depends on what the fine print said. *wink*

1580. Do you treat your pets like family members? I guess, if you count screaming "GET THE HELL OUT OF THE FLOWERS!" and burying them in the backyard when they die being treated like family.

1581. Have you ever eaten tofu? Nope.

1582. Do you believe that the 'war on drugs' is effective? Drugs cause war. I mean, COME ON, these people GOTTA be fucked up to do what they're doing.

1583. What would you like to have 435 of (anything but money)? Hehehehehehehehe... can I be explicit for JUST A SEC?? 435 orgasms courtesy of ACE FREHLEY. OK, I'm done.

1584. How many people know the password to your diary besides you? Fuckin' NO ONE!

1585. Do you like Calvin and Hobbes? Uhhhh, not really. I'm not a cartoon/comic strip freak.

1586. Have you ever thought of deleting your diary? I actually HAVE deleted two of my diaries... my 'i_love_driving30' LJ and my 'stoner_on_vinyl' LJ, too.

1587. Have you ever thought of moving to OD+? Nope. STOP PUSHING OPENDIARY OFF ON ME, OK?!?!?! Jesus.

1588. Do 48 hours need 48 thrills? Do you think so?

1589. Who do you know that acts phony? Tommy Thayer. WHAT? He's fake! He prances around like a FUCKING BROKEBACK in Ace's makeup and costume. UGH. It completely disgusts me. He needs to BURN IN HELL. Fast.

1590. Do you like American Pie? Yeah, that movie was alright.

1591. What is the last law you broke? I've never broken a law. I think.

1592. Have you ever run away from home? Nope... but I "ran away" to grandma's once. HEY, she lived on the street behind us!

1593. Have you had a good feeling today? Hehehehehehehehe... OH, nevermind.

1594. What was it? Do I have to tell you??! *sigh* Fine. I felt hot for ALEX SOLOWITZ when I read Melissa's dream... dude, WOW.

1595. Did your parents pretend their was a tooth fairy and slip money under your pillow? No, they just gave me $$$ when I showed them the tooth.

1596. If yes, how much per tooth? A dollar.

1597. Is there a difference between art and crafts? I've decided I need a break... I ain't answering any more DUMB-ASSED questions... I've had some good answers on some of the previous ones.

1598. Have you ever tried out for something? Yup... talent show... softball... select chous.

1599. Did you make it? Yup... allllllllll three. I'm in mixed chorus (girls and guys) AND treble chorus (all girls), PLUSSSSSSS, I sang a solo at the regional Solo & Ensemble competition. Got an excellent rating, too. Aww yeahhhh.

1600. What's your favorite lullaby? Paul Stanley "Hold Me, Touch Me (Think Of Me When We're Apart)."