Current mood:	crazy
Current music:	"Dreaming W/ A Broken Heart" - John Mayer

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1301. Can "what you don't know" actually hurt you? You don't know me, and I can hurt you. So, yeah.

1302. Are you pondering what I'm pondering? I doubt it.

1303. What people or objects would you describe as “pure”? KISS and their fans. Virgins, too.

1304. Are you into bookcrossing (If you aren’t sure, check out www.bookcrossing.com)? Um, I don't feel like going and checking it out, so no.

1305. Have you ever had a pen pal? Well, I talk to Melissa thru e-mails... she's from Maine.

1306. Have you ever had a package pal (same as a pen pal but you send each other surprise gifts instead of letters)? No.

1307. Is there a particular word or phrase that annoys you? Anything that Chelsea and Heather say in a retarded voice. UGH.

1308. Is there an online game you like to play? Not really.

1309. What group of people is the most discriminated against in your opinion or experience? KISS Fans of the '70s. They got their ASSES kicked daily... they deserve VETERAN treatment!

1310. What do you like best about bras and underwear? Um... why do you wanna know?

1311. Are you afraid of living in oblivion? Nope.

1312. Before you were born you got to pick your life from one of these. Which do you pick?
You are successful from the start, a musical genius, good looking, wealthy. You become a rock star, get super famous, make your mark on the world and die at 27. Hmmmm... OK!
You are caring and compassionate. You love animals and adopt more and more as you grow older. You foster and nurture and care for them all of your life. Nope... I don't love animals.
You sit home playing video games for 70 years. Yawn. Not cool enough.

1313. What is broken in your:
Car? The horn. And the air conditioning, but that's OK... that's what my t-tops are for!!!!!!!
School? What isn't?????
House? Um... nothing.
Life? Um... nothing.
Soul? See above.
Brain? The lightbulb. I need to get another one. You can blame PAUL for that... he takes all of my energy. Heh heh.

1314. Which one will you fix first? Uhh... SCHOOL, since I graduated!!!!!

1315. Tell me all your thoughts on God: Um, no, because I really hate that song.

1316. What is the strangest note you've ever received? I don't know...

1317. Of the following how many can be used to get in touch with you?
Phone Yes...
Beeper No...
Voice mail No...
Email Yes...
Cell phone Yes...
Snail mail Yes...

1318. Are you always available/easy to reach, or do you give people a chance to miss you? I'm pretty easy to reach, but no one WANTS to talk to me. Ya know why? I don't have any SKILLS!

1319. If you got pregnant or impregnated the person you are with now (hypothetical if there is no one in your life just now) would you lean more towards keeping, adopting out, or aborting the baby? Well, THAT'S never gonna happen. FUCK having kids. LoL, GENE said the same thing, and look at the monsters he created!!!

1320. If your partner in the pregnancy did not agree with how you felt and pressured you to change your mind or just went ahead with what he or she wanted to do against your wishes, would that affect your ability to continue your relationship with this person? Um, yes... hello, I'M the one having it, so I should make the decision. IDIOT.

1321. Who should have the final say in the decision to have a baby, the woman or the man? The fucking WOMAN. DUH! The man has 9 seconds of work, the woman has 9 months. REAL FAIR, people.

1322. If your boyfriend or girlfriend cheats on you for the first time, do you forgive him or her and take him or her back? If I ever GET a boyfriend, and he cheats on me, BYE BYE BITCH! Get outta here, you flippin' idiot.

1323. What if it is your husband or wife that cheats on you? "I WANT A DIVORCE NOW."

1324. Who is more responsible for educating children, parents or schools? Parents. Schools are a government service, so they teach kids things that the gov't wants you to know, and DON'T teach you things you need to know, like, DON'T rent/lease a car, and DON'T use credit cards and shit. Make people pay YOU interest, not the other way around. RIGHT, GENE?!

1325. Are you into new age things? Um, as in...

1326. Are you very:
Nervous? Yeah, mostly. Especially when I'm driving.
Anxious? Um, for school to END. And to go to my 1st KISS concert!
High strung? Nope. I'm mellow.
Organized? Somewhat. My music is REALLY organized. By artist name AND year.
Tense? Um, sometimes.
Rigid? Nahhhhh, that's goin' too far.
Skeptical? Yeah.

1327. Do you perceive reality differently from others? How? Yeah, I do... they're all naive and STUPID to the ways of life, and I have the advice of REALLY awesome and smart people (i.e. my parents and GENE AND PAUL) to help me. Besides, I think there's more to life than SPEEDING (no offense Ace) and partying every weekend (no offense KISS-- "... and party ev-e-ry day!") and getting drunk off my ASS (no offense Ace) and fucking as many people as you can find (no offense Gene).

1328. If you asked someone, “Do you masturbate?” and he or she says, “No,” would you assume he or she was lying? Probably. HELL, ACE probably does it. Honestly, come on. EVERYONE does it once in a while.

1329. What do you blame things on? Tommy Thayer.

1330. Do you want to be naked and famous? Um, I want to be famous... I want PAUL to be naked. Hehehehe.

1331. Ice Cube or LL Cool J? Ice Cube, man!! Next Friday is one of the greatest movies ever made!!!!

1332. What are your feelings about rap music? SUCKS. Long live rock 'n' roll.

1333. Cypress Hill or Roxy Music? Um, neither.
BSB or N'sync or NKOTB? 2GE+HER.
Debbie Gibson or Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul... Forever Your Girl's a pretty good album, I guess... Debbie-- er, DEBORAH-- Gibson is annoying.
Eminem or Kid Rock? Neither!!!!! Ugh!!
Weezer or the Get Up Kids? Weezer... they rule.

1334. If you could solve just one of the world's problems what would you choose to solve? I'd put ACE AND PETER back in KISS. Yes, that IS a problem. A BIG problem.

1335. Would you make a good:
Counselor? No... I hate hearing people bitch.
Visual artist? Sure... I like designing things.
Teacher? Ummmm, not really. I don't have enough patience.
Pilot? HELL no!! Except of a race car or something. I could do THAT.
Secretary? Yeah. I'm organized and I have good TYPING SKILLS.
Cashier? Who am I, Squidward Tentacles?! Hehehehe.
Waiter or waitress? Screw that.
Veterinary assistant? I hate animals.
Office manager? Sounds too dorky, but I could probably do it.
Stage manager? For KISS? HELL yes!!
Actor or actress? Uhhhh, I guess so. I want Tina Majorino's part in Napoleon!!!! WOO!! Go, DEB!
Sales girl or guy? I'm NOT gonna go around selling CRAPPERWARE with Kip and Uncle Rico. Or boondoggle keychains with Deb!
Pizza delivery girl or guy? Ewwww. I'd never wanna eat pizza again.
Film director? Cool... how 'bout music video director?!
Business man or woman? Uh, nahhhh.
CEO? Nahhhh... not bitchy enough, surprisingly. That's more of a GENE job.
Surgeon? UH-UH!! "Cuttin' for the very first tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime... like a suuuuuuuuurrrrrrgeonnnnnnn..."
Fire man or woman? LoL, FIAH-HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop? Cops are GAY.

1336. Do you check condoms to see if they are expired before using them? I don't have sex, so NO.

1337. Imagine you are in school and a person of the opposite sex you barely know asks you really nicely for a ride home from class (yes, you have a car). It's out of your way. Do you say yes? No... NO ONE rides in my car 'cept my parents. And KISS, if they needed a ride.
Let's say you said yes. He hugs you. What is your reaction? Who IS it, first?? Prolly 'Uuuugh!'
As you drop him off he hugs you again and thanks you for being such a nice person. What do you make of all this? "Get OFF me, you BODAGGIT!!!!!"

1338. Are you interested in post-apocalyptic (post-nuclear war) movies? Is the "Lick It Up" video considered to be in this category?!

1339. What is the saddest movie you ever saw? Titanic. Ladder 49 was a tear-jerker for me... but Joaquin Phoenix is HOT!

1340. What is the saddest thought you can think of? Paul Stanley dying. Or any of the KISS dudes, for that matter.

1341. Who is the most horrible driver you know? SARAH!!!!!!!!!!

1342. Are you a sexist in any way? Ummmmmm... *shrugs*

1343. How often do you check your email? About once a week--- if that. LoL, I'm not addicted like SOME people!

1344. How often do you check your diary for notes? Like, never.

1345. If you had to read a biography about someone, who would you pick? Well... Gene Simmons. Sex Money KISS is *kinda* a biography, but... yeah, something about KISS.

1346. Which of your friends and relatives has the most interesting life story? Umm... of my friends, prolly Heidi. Of my family? My dad's momma.

1347. What's the matter with kids today? They're a bunch of FREAKIN' IDIOTS!!!!

1348. How do you feel about censorship? Um, sometimes it's funnier when censored (i.e. "DANG IT!" --Kip), but sometimes it PISSES me off.

1349. What was on the last CD you burned? I don't burn CDs. But the last burnt CD I recieved was Eminem's The Eminem Show-- in the 8th grade from Ashley the "FAT BITCH."

1350. What movie should be released on DVD but hasn’t been released yet? 2GE+HER!!!

1351. Have you ever wished for wings that work? Um, no.

1352. Have you ever imagined that you are not really of this world? I'm really NOT!!!

1353. Did you have an imaginary friend as a child? Yes... his name was Pedro. JUST KIDDING. No, really, his name was Maurice the Space Cowboy (LMAO, Joey!!).

1354. Do you still have imaginary friends? Um, no... I never did.

1355. Do you enjoy reading children’s books? NO! Hah, if it was a KISS book, though... heh heh. That'll be the day. We're all waiting for you to corrupt the kids's minds, GENE.

1356. Are you decadent? I can be, sure.

1357. What would make you happy that money cannot buy? A kiss from Paul Stanley. *sigh*

1358. What would make you happy that money can buy? A KISS CONCERT TICKET!! THAT'S ALL I WANT!!!!

1359. Where do you hang out on your spare time? My bedroom with my music cranked to 10!

1360. Do you delight in minor euphoria? Sure.

1361. It's (what time is it?) ______. 10:30 p.m. Do you know where your:
Mom is? In bed.
Dad is? Watching TV.
First boyfriend or girlfriend is? Nope... never HAD one.
Boy or girlfriend is? Nope... DON'T have one.
Best friend is? Home.
Soulmate is? Hehe, soulmate... LMAO, Kip... oh, ANYWAY... with a girl whose maiden name is JEANETTE TRERORTOLA... or in L.A. (NICHOLAS ADAM!!)
Wallet is? Yeah, my BILLFOLD is inside my purse beside my bookbag.

1362. Who do you feel sorry for? Paul Stanley. I mean, Gene is running KISS straight into Hell, and he doesn't even care. KISS was truly great until Peter and Ace quit FOR A 2ND TIME!!! If that isn't a hint to RETIRE, I don't know what is. And Gene's got EVERYONE fooled into thinking that this Tommy and Eric shit is the best GODDAMN KISS lineup there ever was. UHH, NO WAY, GENO! Poor Paul, he shoulda left before Unmasked bombed.

1363. What will you never say in front of your parents? Um, probably the phrase "Between Ace Frehley and Paul Stanley, I wouldn't know who to FUCK first!" (copyright 2005 ME!)

1364. Do you change your personality and behavior depending on who you are with? Nope. I'm the way that I am all the time. Although I tone down the rocker shit around my one set of grandparents-- they're really religious. They believe in Knights In Satan's Service. Geez.

1365. Are you waiting for marriage to lose your virginity? Hell yes, I am, and I'm PROUD to admit it! Because, quite frankly, I don't see myself scoring any of PAUL'S hot ass at an encore anytime soon.

1366. What year were you born? 1989 (my birthday's exactly 2 weeks after Paul's!)... the year of Hot In The Shade, Paul's 1st ever solo tour, and Nick Tweed Simmons's birthdate!

1367. What is your sign? Aquarius.

1368. What year did you/will you graduate from high school? 2007... YESSSSSSSSSSS!! Dang, I can't wait.

1369. Do you use lotion? Sometimes.

1370. What kind? Bath & Body Works in Warm Vanilla Sugar and Juniper Breeze, and Victoria's Secret KISS in Caramel(mmmm).

1371. Are the 70's back in style? For me, yeah!!!! I love my flare-leg pants, records and 8-tracks, April Wine and KC AND THE SUNSHINE BAND!!!!! Oh, and the BRADYS, too!!!

1372. Do you read any magazines? Guitar World and Seventeen. And any other COOL metal mags, like Metal Edge and Hit Parader and shit.

1373. Do you read before going to sleep at night? Nope... I listen to tunage before I fall asleep. I might write something, too.

1374. Are you a music maker? Yep... I play electric guitar & bass guitar (MOSTLY BASS!!) and half-assed drums... and I can play a trumpet... but mostly I sing.

1375. Are you a dreamer of the dreams? Yeah, I am. Got a problem? Most of my dreams ROCK, cuz they're PAUL STANLEY SEX DREAMS! Seriously. Mmmmmmmmm...

1376. How do you feel about large corporations? Um, good for them. I really don't care.

1377. How do you feel about people who are, “just doing their job”? Well, at least they're doing something.

1378. Which would you watch of these choices: Pitch Black, The Mummy, or Pretty Woman? None of 'em... I'd pick Napoleon Dynamite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOO-HOO!!!!!!

1379. If you could hire a famous musician/band to play at your wedding/graduation party, who would you hire? Oh, COME ON!!!!! You know who I'd want to play at BOTH!!!!! I'm not even gonna say.

1380. About what percent of the time do you feel good about yourself? Um, 79.627%.

1381. Do you feel comfortable with other people (in social situations)? Depends on how well I know them/like them.

1382. Do you have good friends/family relationships? Sure. Better than most people.

1383. How do you control your tension and anxiety? I write everything in a journal. And I'm saving everything so I can read it 20 years later and LAUGH MY ASS OFF about how OBSESSIVE I was about shit. It oughta be fun!!!

1384. Are you able to meet the demands of life and function in society? Um... yeah. I'm gonna beat life at it's game-- I'm already ahead, cuz I gots a CAMARO, bitch!

1385. Do you curb your feelings of hatred and guilt? I'm very vocal about who/what I HATE. So, no.

1386. Do you maintain a positive outlook? Not really.

1387. Does knowing you enrich the lives of others? I doubt it. I'm no Napoleon Dynamite.

1388. What things do you cherish? Rock 'n' roll, Napoleon, KISS and everything KISS related, my car, my freedom.

1389. To what extent do you value diversity? Diversity's great... I sure don't wanna be like the ASSHOLES that inhabit the world.

1390. What fascinates you? Paul's extremely hairy chest... Ace's guitar skills, Napoleon's tetherball awesomeness... among other shit.

1391. Do you appreciate nature? Uh, sure.

1392. If you could be someone else for a day who would you be? Erin Stanley, BELIEVE ME!!! WHOO, she's a lucky woman. Or Gigi Criss... Jeanette Frehley...

1393. Would you ever consider 'psychic surgery' if you were ill? How about voodoo? Herbal remedies? No, no, and no.

1394. How effective do you feel meditation is? It depends on if you do it or not.

1395. How effective do you feel prayer is? See above. It's different for all people.

1396. How do you think that you (or anyone, for that matter) could pray without ceasing? Uhh... I don't know.

1397. Is religion a live option for you (that is, a possibility, something you are drawn to even if you have no belief)? Suuuuurrrrrre.

1398. What part of your body do you lavish the least attention and love on? I don't know... ask me in 10 years.

1399. How many clocks are in your house? Do I gotta count? There are 6 in my room alone.

1400. What topics would you like to see more of on this survey? KISS, Napoleon Dynamite, hair metal, '80s and '70s stuff, rock 'n' roll... yeah.