1201-1300
1201. Have you ever owned a record? Yeah... I've got over 250 of 'em!! And 9 of 'em are KISS!

1202. In some states people want to make it a requirement that creationism be taught alongside evolution in high school sciences classes. What do you think of this? I really don't care, just go easy on the homework.

1203. Should evolution also be taught in religious establishments like church or temple? I don't attend church, so I'm not answering that.

1204. Can a person believe in creationism and in evolution at the same time? Yeah, if you're a FREAKIN' IDIOT! Sorry, I'm hooked on Napoleon Dynamite right about now!

1205. You obviously like surveys since you are filling out a 5,000 question one. Do any of the following surveys sound interesting:
The Doors/Jim Morrison Survey: Um... a little.
The David Bowie Survey: Not a big Bowie freak, so nah.
The Beatles Survey: GOD YES!!! THE BEATLES KICK "ARSE"!
The Rocky Horror Survey: Nope.
The Labyrinth Survey: Uh, no.
The SLC Punk Survey: What's up with you and this SLC Punk shit?? Gosh.
The birthday survey: Ehh. Nope.
So this is love, the survey: How 'bout: Is This Love, the Whitesnake Survey??
The heartache/break up survey: Nope.
Creationism vs. Evolutionism Survey: Stupid. NEXT!
Opinion Survey: Sure, I'm opinionated.
World Trade Center Survey: GIVE IT UP, ALREADY!
Halloween Survey: Cool... 'kay.
Survey of Sin: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How evil are you? Survey: Yeah!!! SWEET.
The Roaring 20's Survey: Um, no.
Well, once, long ago, I created all those surveys. Now they are floating around in people’s diaries because the diary I had them in (Simply Surveys) was deleted due to disuse. FREAKIN' IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How could you do that?? Ugh!

1206a. Who did you get this survey from? Um, your journal... but I first saw it in Spy Kumquat's LJ.
1206b. Say one nice thing about the person you got this survey from: Ummmm... you're cool 'cause you do surveys???

1207. Here is a list of priorities...
Love/sex, Family, Close friends, School/learning, Job/career, Being true to yourself/self respect, Honesty, Aesthetics, Creativity, Patriotism, Knowledge, Wisdom, Leading an exciting life, Making a contribution to humanity, Being rich, Being famous, Having power, Justice/fairness, World peace, Accepting and understanding others, Finding yourself, Spirituality/religion, Health, Happiness.
What are your top three priorities from this list? Family (like, being cool w/ mine, not having my own)... knowledge... happiness (which, as GENE would agree with, goes hand in hand with BEING RICH!!!!!)

1208. Out of that same list what are your BOTTOM 3 priorities? Close friends... leading an exciting life... having power. I'm a shy person, and the only group of people I'd ever lead are the KISS Army, anyway.

1209. How many hours of TV do you watch in an average day? Umm... about 1. If that.

1210. Do you want to have a car, a house and 2.5 kids? Scratch the kids... then, yeah, sure. Hell, I already have a SWEET car. I'm like PEDRO, only cooler.

1211. What song, CD, or band is a 'guilty pleasure' for you (meaning you know it sucks but you like it anyway)? "Fits Like A Glove" - KISS, from the Lick It Up album... Gene's sexual metaphors are just too cheesy to describe here.

1212. If you were going to vote for a candidate for president and then you found out that the person you were going to vote for is HIV positive would that effect your vote and why? I'm not gonna vote... registering to vote automatically signs you up for jury duty. Scrüe that.

1213. Have you ever had an HIV test? Nope. Why should I? I know I don't have it.

1214. What time do you:
Get up in the morning? 7:00. Well, only on school days!!! Anywhere from 9:00---> any other day. Except days I go shopping. Then it's 7:30.
Eat lunch? 12:30. Noon-ish on non-Hellhole days.
Do something active during the day? When I'm practicing my D-Qwon dance grooves w/ Napole-ON. Hehehe.
Go to bed? 11-ish.

1215. Have you ever ridden a motorcycle? No, and don't really want to, either.

1216. When you hear the word ‘biker’ what kind of person do you think of? A big, heavy-set bald guy w/ an infinity of tattoos and a Harley jacket riding a Harley to Sturgis while listening to Steppenwolf "Born To Be Wild."

1217. Did your parents ever talk to you about sex? Um, no, because they know I'm not an IDIOT and I won't do it.

1218. If your pet dies, you can now have it cloned for $50,000. How do you feel about this? Whoop-de-do. Can I have PAUL STANLEY cloned for that much???

1219. Are you or would you be embarrassed about buying condoms? I'd only want my KISS-loving guy to wear KISS STUDDED PAUL condoms!!!!!!!!! That's right!!

1220. Do any of your clocks make an odd noise or play a song when the hour strikes? Nope... but if only my KISS Rock And Roll Over clock played a little of "Baby Driver" every hour. SWEET!!!

1221. What are the things that make you go 'Hmmmm....'? Why KISS is STILL touring after they said Farewell... how Jon Heder can be a TOTAL NERD but I still find him adorable... some questions on this survey...

1222. Are you a sinner? *in an evil Gene Simmons voice* Ohhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhh. *ahem* Not really. I just say I am. I am SOOOOOOOO a virgin. I am a potty mouth, but that's about as bad as you're gonna get.

1223. Are you naughty or nice? Depends. Stick PAUL in front of me SHIRTLESS and see which one I turn into. Heh heh heh, you know what I'm talkin' about.

1224. Is belly-dancing sexy? Um, when PAUL was doin' it w/ these chicks in Jamaica. I'M SERIOUS, I SAW PICTURES!!!!!!!!!

1225. What celebrity would you love to be able to dance with? Paul Stanley... that would be heavenly. *sigh*

1226. What is your favorite comic book movie? I don't have one. 'Til KISS's Marvel comicThe Sight Of Blood is made into a movie. NO, on second thought, KISS already has one freaky movie. Don't think we need another Phantom Of The Park, do you?

1227. What movie would you recomend for couples to watch on Valentine's day? Napoleon Dynamite... what? I would!

1228. Besides when you were little how many people have seen you completely naked and who? No one!!! I've seen PAUL in his underwear, though. YESSSSSSSS!!!!!

1229. Is sex something that should be treated casually? Um, maybe if you're married. Or Gene Simmons.

1230a. Have you ever participated in an orgy? Nope.
1230b. If no, would you ever consider it? Um, with who? PAUL, ACE, GENE, AND PETER? OK.

1231. What song is in your head right now? "Forever Young" - Alphaville (from Napoleon Dynamite)

1232. What was the best day of your life like? It hasn't happened yet... but it will when I meet my GOD, Paul Stanley. Or ACE, whoever...

1233. What are you all about? BEING KRAZY FOR KISS, having good bow staff skills, hating FAKE-ASS people, loving hair metal and rock 'n' roll, havng a SWEET Camaro... um... voting for Pedro... HATING TOMMY THAYER... among other things that aren't coming to me right now.

1234. You have won a contest where you get all these great prizes but you can only keep one for yourself and must give the others away to friends, family or whoever. Which one do you keep and who do you give the rest to?
A $5,000 gift certificate to Radio Shack: Give that to Sarah.
A brand new yellow Jeep: Give that to Heidi... 'cause I can see her in a yellow Jeep.
An all expense paid vacation for 2 to Italy: Give that to Mom + Dad.
Lunch with *Nsync: Give that to my sister.
A lifetime supply of Herbal Essences shampoo: Send that one to Shannon Tweed--- she's got GREAT hair.
A $1,000 check: THAT ONE'S MINE... THERE'S MY KISS BACKSTAGE PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Palm Pilot? Give that one to Melissa... that way she can keep track of ALEX! HAHAHA.
An autographed picture of Shakira: Give that one to Señora.
Breakfast with Kid Rock: Give that to Angie, my mom's friend that loves him.
A shirt once worn by Jonathan Davis: Give that one to Colt or something.
One round of mini-golf with Sharon Osbourne: That's going to DUSTY. He'd DIE!!
A phone call from Jennifer Aniston: Give that to MOM!!!
A brand new washer/dryer: Give that to Stacey... she hasn't gotten anything yet.
Free medical insurance for 1 year: Give that to both sets of grandparents.

1235. Who do you think you might have known in a past life? Michael Cuccione. When he died, it had a deep effect on me. I took it really hard-- like he was my brother. I felt like I knew him. If not Mike, then Ace Frehley. I connect with him. Paul Stanley, too.

1236. Do you take vitamins? Um, no.

1237. Do you prefer fake or real flowers around the house? I don't care.

1238. Sometimes roses are pink, yellow, white or red. If you give someone a rose, does its color change the meaning behind it as a gift? Sure... red definitely means LOOOOOOVE.

1239. What's the most deadly thing you can think of? Napoleon Dynamite's bow staff skills.

1240. To-MAY-toes or to-MA-toes? The 1st one.

1241. Out of all your friends, family and the people you know who is the most:
Intelligent: Gene.
Happy: Ace. And Paulie.
Miserable: Pete... you know he misses "the boys."
Easily influenced: Sarah... she's so gullible.
Cranky: SARAH.
Bitchy: Me!
Evil: ME!! *shouts at the Devil*
Nice: PAUL!!! He's so good to us!!

1242. What's the best live musical performance you ever saw? I haven't seen one worth noting as the best. I haven't seen the Best yet... I know who that is.

1243. Have you ever had a 'pregnancy scare'? FUCK NO!!!

1244. Kelly Osbourne or Madonna's version of “Papa Don't Preach”? Both! I love both Madonna AND K-Ozz.

1245. Can you change a tire? Yep... but I prefer not to. Tires are freaking heavy.

1246. Have you ever put your fist through a wall? Nope... but my dad did once... there's still a hole in the door!!!!

1247. When do you feel the most relaxed and able to be yourself? When I'm with my parents, sister, and/or close friends (Angie, Heidi, Stacey, Sarah, Justin)

1248. Do you have a place that is your own where you won't show anyone else? MY CAMARO. Period.

1249. Are you a part of any teams or clubs? Um, does select choir count? 'Cause I'm a member of both the mixed chorus AND treble chorus PLUS the normal H.S. choir because I'm a BADASS bitch.

1250. Is cheerleading a sport? I'm not gonna answer, for fear that my answer will somehow travel to April Morris.

1251. Do you believe that people should be able to choose death for themselves if they want to end their lives? Yeah... save the world from your stupidity, PLEASE.

1252. Is there anything you morally object to? Tommy Thayer being alive. Wendy Moore, too.

1253. What would you never do for money? Gene Simmons.

1254. Applebees, the Outback, or TGI Friday's? None of 'em... I rarely eat out.

1255. Which do you drink the most: juice, soda, milk, or water? PEPSI!!!

1256. What sport do you like to watch the most? Baseball (BRAVES!) or March Madness basketball. Bracketology, babee! (go, TAR HEELS!!)

1257. Do you write poetry? Um, sometimes.

1258. Have you ever fallen from grace? Nope.

1259. Does it bother you when a band you like gets really popular? Um, the bands I like ARE popular. I just hate it when I wear some band on a shirt (i.e. KISS) and 15 other people show up some days wearing KISS shirts. I KNOW you ain't no fan, or you woulda surely said something to me by now.

1260a. Has anyone ever won you a stuffed animal? My dad did at an amusement park once. A GIANT-ass stuffed piggy. NO, it wasn't a GENE doll.
1260b. If yes, did you name it after the person who won it for you? No... I don't know what I named it. Probably 'Gene.'

1261. Can you go one week without cursing at all? FUCK NO.

1262. What's the best candy? Almond Joy... Hershey's (no almonds)... M&Ms... Reese's Pieces... SweetTarts... + Milky Ways.

1263. Can you lick your own nose? Can you lick your own ass? Sure seems like it.

1264. What song would you like to hear spontaneously in a public place (like a store)? Um, KISS "Let's Put The X In Sex"... I'd DIE!!!!!

1265. Do you ever make others feel unwanted? Probably. Oh well, paybacks are HELL.

1266. Do you think you have ever made others feel unwanted without realizing you were doing it? Probably. Fuck 'em.

1267. Are you very sensitive to what other people are feeling and how they will react to certain things? Um, sometimes, if I like the person. If I don't, then I really don't care what they think. KISS MY ASS, whores.

1268. Have you ever climbed a tree? Nope.

1269. Do you feel somehow different when the moon is full? Nope. Not that I've noticed.

1270. Who do you know that talks a lot but never really says anything? Mr. Fawcett. Blah, blah, blah, blah... SHUT UP IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING COOL, DORK.

1271. Is world peace possible? I doubt it. People are IDIOTS.

1272a. Who do you know that is making a huge life mistake yet you can't stop them? Well, everyone at my school either drinks, smokes, gets high, or fucks anyone they meet-- inebriated or not, so, um, EVERYBODY.
1272b. What’s the mistake? I just said it. Go back a little and read.

1273. Do you plan to own a home or rent an apartment for most of your life? Renting is for SUCKERS. Period. I plan to own and have a nice nest egg in the bank. THANX, Gene, you really know what you're talkin' about.

1274. Would you enjoy going to a strip bar to see strippers (of whatever sex you find appealing)? Um, I would enjoy seeing PAUL, ACE, PETER, ERIC CARR, ERIC SINGER, AND/OR BRUCE KULICK, but that's about it. Paul, mostly... he'd be a GREAT stripper. WOW.

1275. Would you ever consider stripping in a sexual way for money? I'd do it for ACE for free, trust me.

1276. Would you ever consider being a nude model for an artistic life drawing class for money? Nope.

1277. What are 2 goals that you have? To go to a KISS concert before they SUCK any more, and to be better than everyone else in my school. WAIT, I already am. HAHAHAHAHA.

1278. What are 2 negative traits that you have? Being a major bitch, and being OBSESSIVE.

1279. Will these negative traits stop you from achieving your goals? Nah. They'll HELP me, if anything.

1280. Everyone knows that you are nice, fun, creative, and good but what are 4 other positive traits that you have? Cautious, intelligent, a good listener, and a moderate tolerance level for BULLSHIT.

1281. How often do you daydream about your wedding day? Not too often... who says I'm gonna find a guy and get married? Have you SEEN me? Guys look to me as a friend because I'm into rock 'n' roll, I play guitar, and I don't mind dirty humor (like CLEVELAND STEAMER jokes).

1282. If you were hiring someone for a job but could only ask him or her 3 questions in the interview what would you ask? Do you like KISS?... Do people find you annoying to be around?... Are you gonna eat your tots?

1283. If you were interviewing someone for the position of your new friend but could only ask 3 questions, what would they be? Do you mind if I talk obsessively about my favorite things (like KISS and Napoleon Dynamite)?... Do you bitch a lot?... Do you expect me to go out and do things with you?

1284. Are you gonna eat your tots? Yes, I'm freaking STARVED!! I didn't get to eat ANYTHING today!

1285. Wholesome - Conducive to sound health or well being; salutary: simple, examples: wholesome food; a wholesome climate, Promoting mental, moral, or social health: example: wholesome entertainment.
Are you a wholesome person? Not exactly.

1286. When was your first kiss and what was it like? I've never been kissed, so I don't know.

1287. Are you quiet and shy? HELL YES, VERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1288. Are you bitchy, cranky, whiny, miserable, depressed, needy, mean, flakey, shallow, obnoxious, inconsiderate, nervous, and/or stuck up? I am, indeed, bitchy, mean(in the sense that I love to say negative shit about people), and nervous. Not nervous, PARANOID.

1289. Do you come off any of these ways even if you aren't really like that? What did I just say? I HATE these repetitive questions. GOSH!

1290. Are you loud and unfriendly? Nope. I'm quiet and friendly ONLY to people who haven't pissed me off.

1291. Can a positive attitude/good personality make up for someone being less than beautiful? Yes, definitely. I'd rather have a friend/husband/whatever who was the nicest person ever and a little dorkish (like NAPOLEON) than some hot guy (like PAUL) who's a total PRICK. In other words, I'd rather marry a JON HEDER than a GENE SIMMONS.

1292. Can being totally beautiful and hot make up for a negative attitude/bad personality? No... that means YOU, Gene.

1293.What are you seeking? A KISS tour. *drools* Also, a hubby someday-- from the KISS ARMY!

1294. Could you see yourself as a future nun/monk? Nope.

1295. Would you rather have a baby or get a pet? Neither, but I'd get a cat if I had to.

1296. What mistake do you repeat over and over? Um, not speaking up and saying what I think.

1297. What do you think of the restaurant Hooters? Never been there, and never wanna work there.

1298. Name 1 trait that makes someone ugly? Associating only with people of your kind. Like, if you don't have a cool enough car, I refuse to breathe the same air as you.

1299. Do you hate when people tell you to smile? HELL YES. Maybe I don't feel like it, OK? GOSH.

1300. Do you like the writing of Douglas Adams? Um, maybe if I READ something of his.