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1101. Continued…Let's see if I'm psychic.
You wrote three yes or no questions. Now I will answer them.
1 yes
2 no
3 no
Did I get any right? No... the answers were 1) No, 2)Yes, and 3)Yes.

1102. You wrote one question that can be answered with a color. I say....
White.
Is it true? NOPE, it's RED!!!!! You SUCK!

1103. You thought of a number between 1 and 100 and typed it down.
Was it 14? NOPE, 76!!

1104. You wrote one more question, anything you wanted.
The answer is "yes," "42," "orange," "Matt," "Josh," "Kim," "Nicole," "whatever," or "your mom." Does that answer your question? Yep... the answer's YES. Hell yes, exactly.

1105. Do you think that Britney Spears would make a good Bond Girl? Nope... too fat now. Hehehe.

1106. Have you read anything by C.S. Lewis? Uh-uh.

1107. What is your favorite movie with Bill Murray? "Bill Murray SUCKS." --Alan White, Freaks And Geeks

1108. What is your favorite movie with Jack Nicholson? ANGER MANAGEMENT!!!!!! *Great* movie!!!

1109. What is your favorite movie with Christopher Walken? See # 1107, and replace Bill Murray with Christopher Walken. OK?!

1110. What is your favorite movie with Johnny Depp? See above; insert Johnny Depp for Bill Murray or Christopher Walken.

1111. What is your favorite movie with Orlando Bloom? HE SUCKS, so I don't have one.

1112. What rhymes with 'orange'? Something that I'm too lazy to think of.

1113. Why do guys have nipples if they will never need to feed a baby? Because it's REALLY hot when PAUL flicks his onstage, OK??!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man.

1114. Some people think that couples should be screened before they are allowed to reproduce (so that people who cannot afford to support a child don’t have one, or so that a child won’t be born into a dysfunctional family or to unfit parents). What do you think about this? I agree!!! We already have enough ASSHOLES in this fucked up world.

1115. Have you ever swallowed an object by accident? Nope.

1116. Did you get it back? What did I just say, FUCK WAD?

1117. Do you prefer He-Man or She-Ra? I prefer SPACE-ACE.

1118. Are you proud of yourself? Ummm, I do have a monster music collection, and a pretty awesome KISS stash, so, yeah.

1119. Who should go to hell? Gene, for all the pre-marital sex and stuff... but he's too much of a SOFTIE, so he won't. Hehehehe.

1120. Is your eyesight 20/20? No, but it's good enough.

1121. Have you ever had insomnia? It sure seems that way. I can't sleep in the summertime. Oh, wait, cuz I DON'T HAVE TO.

1122. Does it bother you when people touch you? Yes, very much so. Get yer filthy paws off of me, you DAMN DIRTY APE.

1123. Is it better to get too much or too little sleep? Too much... *yawns happily*

1124. Have you ever given away something you made? What? Ummmm, like, as of when??

1125. Is it better to have kids when you are in your teens, 20s, 30s, 40s, or older? No kids are good kids!!

1126. What gets your adrenaline pumping? KISS ... Paul Stanley's chest... an Ace Frehley guitar solo... Peter Criss/Eric Carr drum solos... KISS merchandise... playing tetherball and practicing my bow staff skills with Napoleon... y'know.

1127a. Is hell all fire and brimstone or is it personal for everyone like in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey? It's LIFE AS WE KNOW IT. Life=hell. Well, at least school does.
1127b. Or does it not exist? Sure it does... I believe it does.

1128. Do you ever talk about yourself in the third person? No... why would I do that?

1129. What's your favorite radio station? What kind of music do they play? 104.7 WTUE of Dayton... CLASSIC RAWK, BABY!!!!!! i.e. KISS , Beatles, AC/DC, Motley Crue, Ozzy, all that good stuff!!!!!!!!!! My other favorite station is QFM96 outta Columbus. Same kinda tunes.

1130. What did you think of these movies?
Election: Never seen it.
Gone With the Wind: Never seen that, either.
Fight Club: Ehhhh... watchable.
Spider-Man: Nope...
The Virgin Suicides: Nope.
Resident Evil: Nope.
Signs: LOVED IT!!!!!!! So much that I taped it. WHAT? Joaquin Phoenix is fuckin' hot.
Muppets From Space: FUCK NO.
Pearl Harbor: Watchable. Ben Affleck annoys me, so I couldn't sit through the whole thing.
Halloween: Resurrection: Nope.
The Dark Crystal: What's your problem with this movie??? Damn, like every other question refers to this shit. WTF??

1131. Is everyone special? *laughs* Yep.

1132. Are your toes:
Painted (what color)? Yeah... hot pink.
Manicured? Nope.
Sparkly? Nope.
Soft? Uhhhhhh... sure.
Wearing a toe ring? Nope.
Do you have hobbit-feet? Hell no.

1133. Do you believe there is any place still undiscovered in all the world? Inside Tommy Thayer's pants... you KNOW he ain't got any EVER. Eww.

1134. Whose picture would you like to paint a target on and throw darts at? TOMMY THAYER!! That'd RULE. To hell with a picture, I'ma throw darts at his actual face!!!! And, note to METALLICA, throwing darts at KIP WINGER's picture: NOT COOL. (They did that in the "Nothing Else Matters" video... ggrrrrr.)

1135. Is love all you need? Nope... Love Gun is all you need. The Beatles missed a word in there... great song, though.

1136. Ever caught a fish? Uh-uh.

1137. Are you adventurous? Not really.

1138. Are you afraid of mediocrity? Why should I be afraid?

1139. Would you rather die tomorrow or have all your friends die? Sorry, but they're gonna hafta leave... heh heh... I WANT MY KISS CONCERT, and I'll DIE after I go, thank you very much. Well, I'll prolly die WHEN I'M THERE, because Paul's chest might send me into convulsions. *shakes*

1140. What are 3 things you don't understand?
1. Gene Simmons thinking that Tommy Thayer is SOOOOOOO much better than Ace Frehley.
2. Paul Stanley being attracted to ONLY blonde bitches.
3. Ace Frehley dating WENDY FUCKING MOORE. EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1141. I would do anything for love but I won't do 'that'. What is 'that'? Give up KISS.

1142. Has your diary ever been rated? Nope... even if it was, who gives a shit? NOT ME!

1143. Do you do more than kiss on the first date? Sure, I'll do Skid Row, Poison, Motley Crue, and Cinderella, too!!!! SEND 'EM ALL MY WAY!!!!!

1144. Are you very liberal or conservative? Ummmm... conservative.

1145. What do you like about your neighbors? I don't like my neighbors. But, they stay outta our asses, so who really cares?

1146. I read that by 2010 they expect to market a gene therapy procedure that will increase the life spans of adult human beings by double or triple. If this happened would you have it done? Heh heh heh heh... you said GENE...

1147. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap? No... I flipped you off, though.

1148. Was this year a good year for you? This year's ¼ of the way over. How can I know so soon??

1149. What are you looking forward to next year? Hopefully, a KISS concert... or Paul, whatever. Whoever comes around first...

1150. Are you a Jim Henson fan? Um, no.

1151. What do you think of these diarist names?
ToxicToast: Ummmm. ooooooooo-k.
Solitary Music: Dumb.
gemini_wish_star: Dumb.
juneberry: Whatever.

1152. Do you read the Diary Master’s diary? Nope.

1153. Have you ever made an enemy on OD? I'm not even *on* OpenDiary.

1154. Have you ever (or do you know anyone who’s) been deleted from OD? OMG, no!

1155. Were you ever in the first row of a concert? I'll get back to you on that in 2 years (maximum).

1156. Did you ever meet a celebrity? *sadly* No. I coulda possibly met PAUL after the Honda Family Festival concert, but it's kinda hard when you didn't even go. *cries*

1157. Do you have any autographs? My Paul Stanley guitar pick was printed with an autograph. Hahahaha... so were my KISS Kars. And the letters inside of the Alive! record. And all of the DUMBFUCK people (ahem, STEVE TRUESDALE) that wrote their names on their vinyl records that now aren't theirs. Damn, how could ya write on a KISS rec?!

1158. Can you visualize whirled peas? I can visualize my fist hitting your face.

1159. Are there some situations where love just isn't enough to keep 2 people together? When does that happen? Uhhhhhhhhhhh... I don't know. WHERE'S ALL THE GOOD QUESTIONS AT?

1160. Do you have no attention span? I have one... it's just LONGER with KISS. Hah, ain't that the truth in more ways than one...

1161. What do you think of these entry titles?
me. back. home: Did you HAVE English class?!
steak and butter: Surely not butter on steak... ugh, don't ruin it.
The Smurfs Go Communist: That's funny.
The controversial Athens: Is that about the Olympics? Just guessing, because I'm bored and YOUR QUESTIONS ARE SUCKING.

1162. Have you ever been wrongly accused? Um, prolly.

1163. When you wash your hair do you blow dry it or let it dry naturally? I don't use a blow dryer... do I look like Sebastian Bach to you????

1164. Where does your family go on vacation? We don't vacation. *rolls eyes*

1165. Have you ever been to:
Newport, Rhode Island? Nope.
Dutch Wonderland? Nope.
Salem, MA? Nope.
Niagara Falls? Nope.

1166. Have you ever given money to OD cares? I'm not even a member of OD, so no.

1167a. Have you ever created an OD interest? ONCE AGAIN...
1167b. If yes, what interests did you create? *punches someone*

1168. What do you think of these entry names?
DEAR SOUL FRIEND 57 Loss: Huh?
I had a good title but I forgot it: HAHAHAHAHA, now THAT'S a good one!!
Left Alone: Um, yeah, OK.
yeah yeah...he kissed her: Sounds like someone's PISSED OFF. Jealous, are we?

1169. If you have AOL what is your 'you've got mail' sound? I don't have AOL, so I don't know.

1170. What will you never have enough of? The 8th Wonder of the World: Paul Stanley's GORGEOUS, AMAZING, AWESOME, ORGASM-CREATING HAIRY CHEST!!!!!!!!!!!! God bless it!!

1171. Who can you only handle in small doses? Vinnie Vincent. Love the guy... I think he's great, but NOT that great to look at, if ya know what I mean. Besides, his makeup SUCKED.

1172. You are at a magic auction where you can bid on impossible things but you only brought enough money to buy one thing. Out of these, which would you buy?
Entrance into whatever afterlife you believe in. Naaaaaaahhhhhhhhh...
A guarantee that you will have at least 3 books published in your life. Naahhh, cuz I wouldn't make ANY $$$ by the time I paid GENE to use KISS and KISS related shit in my books.
A new car, house and boat each year. No... it'd SUCK moving all my shit every year. And I wouldn't use a fucking boat anyways.
Unending creative inspiration. Uhhhh... nah... don't wanna get TOO creative, cuz PAUL might end up... nevermind.
Ultimate compassion and acceptance of others. Nah, it's fun hating some people.
A trip into outer space. YESSSSSSSSS, WITH ACE FREHLEY!!!!!!!!!!
Perfect health for the rest of your life. Nah, I like the outer space one. JENDELL OR BUST, BABY!

1173. In the above question if finding perfect love was a choice would you change your answer? Nope.

1174. What food is so fattening or unhealthy that you would NEVER touch it? Ummmmm... well, I don't know... I never eat Mexican food. UGH. I'm an Italian girl (for you, Peter Criscuola!)

1175. Which do you love more, your country or your planet? My country... I love Jendell more than I love earth... besides, AMERICA HAS KISS 24-7 AND Y'ALL DON'T. Paul Stanley lives WHERE? Thought so.

1176. What do you think of:
Abba? Disco's awesome.
Bryan Adams? YES!!!! I love Byran Adams! "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)" = AWESOME!
No Doubt? They're OK. "Ex-Girlfriend"'s pretty cool.

1177. Are you more logical or emotional? Emotional! Man!

1178. Do you think that tattoos and piercings are overrated? Yeah... and too many of either/both are disgusting.

1179. What do you think of these diary titles?
The Seamless Garment: Uhhhhhh...
Your eyes can be so cruel: So true...
What was, is no more: That's true, too... especially in KISS terms.
shock me sane: Ya got the first two words right!!!

1180. Do you believe that Michael Jackson molests children? He does SOMETHING... look at him! Hard to tell, but something's definitely not right. SHOULDA STAYED BLACK, MIKE!

1181. Hypothetically, let’s say that he did molest them. Who would you feel should be held MORE accountable, Michael Jackson or the parents that allowed their children to go to Never Land Ranch unsupervised for sleepovers? The parents... ARE YA NUTS? Your kid deserved EVERY INCH (pun VERY intended) of what they got.

1182. Have you ever been to:
Manhattan? No.
DisneyWorld? No.
Paris? No.
Anywhere cooler? INDIANA!!!! Ugh, so NOT cool.

1183. What 3 music videos should everyone download? ANY KISS ones ya can find... whatever ones sound the most interesting, but may I recommend "Crazy, Crazy Nights," "Rise To It," and "Shout it Out Loud (1996)"??!!!!!

1184. If someone bet you ten dollars that you couldn’t sing the whole Gummy Bears theme song, would you be able to do it and win? Nope.

1185. Do you like Bjork? Nope.

1186. How about the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club? Uh-uh.

1187. What do you think of Moby? Ask EMINEM. Hahahaha.

1188. What do you think of Alien Ant Farm? Ehhhhhhh... whatever.

1189. What do you think of the Flaming Sideburns? GREAT name, hehehehe. I like it... but never heard 'em, so I can't tell you.

1190. Do you believe that imps, trolls, giants, dragons, unicorns, etc. were real but became extinct? HELL NO. Duh. Ask Napoleon that one!!!!

1191. What sucks? Vacuum cleaners... slutty whores/porn stars... a Dodge Ram w/ a V10... George Bush... TOMMY THAYER (sucks Gene, specifically)... KISS haters... Ford automobiles... ¾ of the girls in my grade... school... yer GRANDMA...

1192. What do you think of these diary titles?
Geologist to the Stars: Yeah, you are.
The Hussy Chronicles: Hah, bet that one's DUMB as shit.
Gravy: Oooooo-k.
Napping in the Broom Closet: I know what you're REALLY doing in the broom closet!

1193. Do you ever think about suicide? Nope.

1194. Do you believe that Jesus Christ was a real person? How about Noah? Sure... how will WE ever know??

1195. What is one luxury you refuse to live without? My KISS tunes and the devices that amplify them.

1196. What is one luxury you feel you could live without? Uhhhhhhhhhhhh... driving. I never go anywhere except SCHOOL anyways.

1197. Do you feel that you are high, medium, or low maintenance in a relationship? I've never HAD a relationship, so NO maintenance!!!!!

1198. What do you think of these diarist names?
N.Y.S: What's it stand for??
Collapsibleman: Suuuuuuuuure.
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black dove: Reminds me of KIP from Napoleon Dynamite... *sings* Our love is like a flock of doves... LMAO, Kip & LaFawnduh!!!!!

1199. Do vegetables taste better from the store or from your garden? Both... they're GOOD.

1200. How long have you spent on this survey so far? I don't know... figure it out yourself, smartass.