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Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

    Time Event
    10:45a
    1101-1200
     1101. Continued…Let's see if I'm psychic.
    You wrote three yes or no questions. Now I will answer them.
    1 yes
    2 no
    3 no
    Did I get any right? No... the answers were 1) No, 2)Yes, and 3)Yes.

    1102. You wrote one question that can be answered with a color. I say....
    White.
    Is it true? NOPE, it's RED!!!!! You SUCK!

    1103. You thought of a number between 1 and 100 and typed it down.
    Was it 14? NOPE, 76!!

    1104. You wrote one more question, anything you wanted.
    The answer is "yes," "42," "orange," "Matt," "Josh," "Kim," "Nicole," "whatever," or "your mom." Does that answer your question? Yep... the answer's YES. Hell yes, exactly.

    1105. Do you think that Britney Spears would make a good Bond Girl? Nope... too fat now. Hehehe.

    1106. Have you read anything by C.S. Lewis? Uh-uh.

    1107. What is your favorite movie with Bill Murray? "Bill Murray SUCKS." --Alan White, Freaks And Geeks

    1108. What is your favorite movie with Jack Nicholson? ANGER MANAGEMENT!!!!!! *Great* movie!!!

    1109. What is your favorite movie with Christopher Walken? See # 1107, and replace Bill Murray with Christopher Walken. OK?!

    1110. What is your favorite movie with Johnny Depp? See above; insert Johnny Depp for Bill Murray or Christopher Walken.

    1111. What is your favorite movie with Orlando Bloom? HE SUCKS, so I don't have one.

    1112. What rhymes with 'orange'? Something that I'm too lazy to think of.

    1113. Why do guys have nipples if they will never need to feed a baby? Because it's REALLY hot when PAUL flicks his onstage, OK??!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man.

    1114. Some people think that couples should be screened before they are allowed to reproduce (so that people who cannot afford to support a child don’t have one, or so that a child won’t be born into a dysfunctional family or to unfit parents). What do you think about this? I agree!!! We already have enough ASSHOLES in this fucked up world.

    1115. Have you ever swallowed an object by accident? Nope.

    1116. Did you get it back? What did I just say, FUCK WAD?

    1117. Do you prefer He-Man or She-Ra? I prefer SPACE-ACE.

    1118. Are you proud of yourself? Ummm, I do have a monster music collection, and a pretty awesome KISS stash, so, yeah.

    1119. Who should go to hell? Gene, for all the pre-marital sex and stuff... but he's too much of a SOFTIE, so he won't. Hehehehe.

    1120. Is your eyesight 20/20? No, but it's good enough.

    1121. Have you ever had insomnia? It sure seems that way. I can't sleep in the summertime. Oh, wait, cuz I DON'T HAVE TO.

    1122. Does it bother you when people touch you? Yes, very much so. Get yer filthy paws off of me, you DAMN DIRTY APE.

    1123. Is it better to get too much or too little sleep? Too much... *yawns happily*

    1124. Have you ever given away something you made? What? Ummmm, like, as of when??

    1125. Is it better to have kids when you are in your teens, 20s, 30s, 40s, or older? No kids are good kids!!

    1126. What gets your adrenaline pumping? KISS ... Paul Stanley's chest... an Ace Frehley guitar solo... Peter Criss/Eric Carr drum solos... KISS merchandise... playing tetherball and practicing my bow staff skills with Napoleon... y'know.

    1127a. Is hell all fire and brimstone or is it personal for everyone like in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey? It's LIFE AS WE KNOW IT. Life=hell. Well, at least school does.
    1127b. Or does it not exist? Sure it does... I believe it does.

    1128. Do you ever talk about yourself in the third person? No... why would I do that?

    1129. What's your favorite radio station? What kind of music do they play? 104.7 WTUE of Dayton... CLASSIC RAWK, BABY!!!!!! i.e. KISS , Beatles, AC/DC, Motley Crue, Ozzy, all that good stuff!!!!!!!!!! My other favorite station is QFM96 outta Columbus. Same kinda tunes.

    1130. What did you think of these movies?
    Election: Never seen it.
    Gone With the Wind: Never seen that, either.
    Fight Club: Ehhhh... watchable.
    Spider-Man: Nope...
    The Virgin Suicides: Nope.
    Resident Evil: Nope.
    Signs: LOVED IT!!!!!!! So much that I taped it. WHAT? Joaquin Phoenix is fuckin' hot.
    Muppets From Space: FUCK NO.
    Pearl Harbor: Watchable. Ben Affleck annoys me, so I couldn't sit through the whole thing.
    Halloween: Resurrection: Nope.
    The Dark Crystal: What's your problem with this movie??? Damn, like every other question refers to this shit. WTF??

    1131. Is everyone special? *laughs* Yep.

    1132. Are your toes:
    Painted (what color)? Yeah... hot pink.
    Manicured? Nope.
    Sparkly? Nope.
    Soft? Uhhhhhh... sure.
    Wearing a toe ring? Nope.
    Do you have hobbit-feet? Hell no.

    1133. Do you believe there is any place still undiscovered in all the world? Inside Tommy Thayer's pants... you KNOW he ain't got any EVER. Eww.

    1134. Whose picture would you like to paint a target on and throw darts at? TOMMY THAYER!! That'd RULE. To hell with a picture, I'ma throw darts at his actual face!!!! And, note to METALLICA, throwing darts at KIP WINGER's picture: NOT COOL. (They did that in the "Nothing Else Matters" video... ggrrrrr.)

    1135. Is love all you need? Nope... Love Gun is all you need. The Beatles missed a word in there... great song, though.

    1136. Ever caught a fish? Uh-uh.

    1137. Are you adventurous? Not really.

    1138. Are you afraid of mediocrity? Why should I be afraid?

    1139. Would you rather die tomorrow or have all your friends die? Sorry, but they're gonna hafta leave... heh heh... I WANT MY KISS CONCERT, and I'll DIE after I go, thank you very much. Well, I'll prolly die WHEN I'M THERE, because Paul's chest might send me into convulsions. *shakes*

    1140. What are 3 things you don't understand?
    1. Gene Simmons thinking that Tommy Thayer is SOOOOOOO much better than Ace Frehley.
    2. Paul Stanley being attracted to ONLY blonde bitches.
    3. Ace Frehley dating WENDY FUCKING MOORE. EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1141. I would do anything for love but I won't do 'that'. What is 'that'? Give up KISS.

    1142. Has your diary ever been rated? Nope... even if it was, who gives a shit? NOT ME!

    1143. Do you do more than kiss on the first date? Sure, I'll do Skid Row, Poison, Motley Crue, and Cinderella, too!!!! SEND 'EM ALL MY WAY!!!!!

    1144. Are you very liberal or conservative? Ummmm... conservative.

    1145. What do you like about your neighbors? I don't like my neighbors. But, they stay outta our asses, so who really cares?

    1146. I read that by 2010 they expect to market a gene therapy procedure that will increase the life spans of adult human beings by double or triple. If this happened would you have it done? Heh heh heh heh... you said GENE...

    1147. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap? No... I flipped you off, though.

    1148. Was this year a good year for you? This year's ¼ of the way over. How can I know so soon??

    1149. What are you looking forward to next year? Hopefully, a KISS concert... or Paul, whatever. Whoever comes around first...

    1150. Are you a Jim Henson fan? Um, no.

    1151. What do you think of these diarist names?
    ToxicToast: Ummmm. ooooooooo-k.
    Solitary Music: Dumb.
    gemini_wish_star: Dumb.
    juneberry: Whatever.

    1152. Do you read the Diary Master’s diary? Nope.

    1153. Have you ever made an enemy on OD? I'm not even *on* OpenDiary.

    1154. Have you ever (or do you know anyone who’s) been deleted from OD? OMG, no!

    1155. Were you ever in the first row of a concert? I'll get back to you on that in 2 years (maximum).

    1156. Did you ever meet a celebrity? *sadly* No. I coulda possibly met PAUL after the Honda Family Festival concert, but it's kinda hard when you didn't even go. *cries*

    1157. Do you have any autographs? My Paul Stanley guitar pick was printed with an autograph. Hahahaha... so were my KISS Kars. And the letters inside of the Alive! record. And all of the DUMBFUCK people (ahem, STEVE TRUESDALE) that wrote their names on their vinyl records that now aren't theirs. Damn, how could ya write on a KISS rec?!

    1158. Can you visualize whirled peas? I can visualize my fist hitting your face.

    1159. Are there some situations where love just isn't enough to keep 2 people together? When does that happen? Uhhhhhhhhhhh... I don't know. WHERE'S ALL THE GOOD QUESTIONS AT?

    1160. Do you have no attention span? I have one... it's just LONGER with KISS. Hah, ain't that the truth in more ways than one...

    1161. What do you think of these entry titles?
    me. back. home: Did you HAVE English class?!
    steak and butter: Surely not butter on steak... ugh, don't ruin it.
    The Smurfs Go Communist: That's funny.
    The controversial Athens: Is that about the Olympics? Just guessing, because I'm bored and YOUR QUESTIONS ARE SUCKING.

    1162. Have you ever been wrongly accused? Um, prolly.

    1163. When you wash your hair do you blow dry it or let it dry naturally? I don't use a blow dryer... do I look like Sebastian Bach to you????

    1164. Where does your family go on vacation? We don't vacation. *rolls eyes*

    1165. Have you ever been to:
    Newport, Rhode Island? Nope.
    Dutch Wonderland? Nope.
    Salem, MA? Nope.
    Niagara Falls? Nope.

    1166. Have you ever given money to OD cares? I'm not even a member of OD, so no.

    1167a. Have you ever created an OD interest? ONCE AGAIN...
    1167b. If yes, what interests did you create? *punches someone*

    1168. What do you think of these entry names?
    DEAR SOUL FRIEND 57 Loss: Huh?
    I had a good title but I forgot it: HAHAHAHAHA, now THAT'S a good one!!
    Left Alone: Um, yeah, OK.
    yeah yeah...he kissed her: Sounds like someone's PISSED OFF. Jealous, are we?

    1169. If you have AOL what is your 'you've got mail' sound? I don't have AOL, so I don't know.

    1170. What will you never have enough of? The 8th Wonder of the World: Paul Stanley's GORGEOUS, AMAZING, AWESOME, ORGASM-CREATING HAIRY CHEST!!!!!!!!!!!! God bless it!!

    1171. Who can you only handle in small doses? Vinnie Vincent. Love the guy... I think he's great, but NOT that great to look at, if ya know what I mean. Besides, his makeup SUCKED.

    1172. You are at a magic auction where you can bid on impossible things but you only brought enough money to buy one thing. Out of these, which would you buy?
    Entrance into whatever afterlife you believe in. Naaaaaaahhhhhhhhh...
    A guarantee that you will have at least 3 books published in your life. Naahhh, cuz I wouldn't make ANY $$$ by the time I paid GENE to use KISS and KISS related shit in my books.
    A new car, house and boat each year. No... it'd SUCK moving all my shit every year. And I wouldn't use a fucking boat anyways.
    Unending creative inspiration. Uhhhh... nah... don't wanna get TOO creative, cuz PAUL might end up... nevermind.
    Ultimate compassion and acceptance of others. Nah, it's fun hating some people.
    A trip into outer space. YESSSSSSSSS, WITH ACE FREHLEY!!!!!!!!!!
    Perfect health for the rest of your life. Nah, I like the outer space one. JENDELL OR BUST, BABY!

    1173. In the above question if finding perfect love was a choice would you change your answer? Nope.

    1174. What food is so fattening or unhealthy that you would NEVER touch it? Ummmmm... well, I don't know... I never eat Mexican food. UGH. I'm an Italian girl (for you, Peter Criscuola!)

    1175. Which do you love more, your country or your planet? My country... I love Jendell more than I love earth... besides, AMERICA HAS KISS 24-7 AND Y'ALL DON'T. Paul Stanley lives WHERE? Thought so.

    1176. What do you think of:
    Abba? Disco's awesome.
    Bryan Adams? YES!!!! I love Byran Adams! "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)" = AWESOME!
    No Doubt? They're OK. "Ex-Girlfriend"'s pretty cool.

    1177. Are you more logical or emotional? Emotional! Man!

    1178. Do you think that tattoos and piercings are overrated? Yeah... and too many of either/both are disgusting.

    1179. What do you think of these diary titles?
    The Seamless Garment: Uhhhhhh...
    Your eyes can be so cruel: So true...
    What was, is no more: That's true, too... especially in KISS terms.
    shock me sane: Ya got the first two words right!!!

    1180. Do you believe that Michael Jackson molests children? He does SOMETHING... look at him! Hard to tell, but something's definitely not right. SHOULDA STAYED BLACK, MIKE!

    1181. Hypothetically, let’s say that he did molest them. Who would you feel should be held MORE accountable, Michael Jackson or the parents that allowed their children to go to Never Land Ranch unsupervised for sleepovers? The parents... ARE YA NUTS? Your kid deserved EVERY INCH (pun VERY intended) of what they got.

    1182. Have you ever been to:
    Manhattan? No.
    DisneyWorld? No.
    Paris? No.
    Anywhere cooler? INDIANA!!!! Ugh, so NOT cool.

    1183. What 3 music videos should everyone download? ANY KISS ones ya can find... whatever ones sound the most interesting, but may I recommend "Crazy, Crazy Nights," "Rise To It," and "Shout it Out Loud (1996)"??!!!!!

    1184. If someone bet you ten dollars that you couldn’t sing the whole Gummy Bears theme song, would you be able to do it and win? Nope.

    1185. Do you like Bjork? Nope.

    1186. How about the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club? Uh-uh.

    1187. What do you think of Moby? Ask EMINEM. Hahahaha.

    1188. What do you think of Alien Ant Farm? Ehhhhhhh... whatever.

    1189. What do you think of the Flaming Sideburns? GREAT name, hehehehe. I like it... but never heard 'em, so I can't tell you.

    1190. Do you believe that imps, trolls, giants, dragons, unicorns, etc. were real but became extinct? HELL NO. Duh. Ask Napoleon that one!!!!

    1191. What sucks? Vacuum cleaners... slutty whores/porn stars... a Dodge Ram w/ a V10... George Bush... TOMMY THAYER (sucks Gene, specifically)... KISS haters... Ford automobiles... ¾ of the girls in my grade... school... yer GRANDMA...

    1192. What do you think of these diary titles?
    Geologist to the Stars: Yeah, you are.
    The Hussy Chronicles: Hah, bet that one's DUMB as shit.
    Gravy: Oooooo-k.
    Napping in the Broom Closet: I know what you're REALLY doing in the broom closet!

    1193. Do you ever think about suicide? Nope.

    1194. Do you believe that Jesus Christ was a real person? How about Noah? Sure... how will WE ever know??

    1195. What is one luxury you refuse to live without? My KISS tunes and the devices that amplify them.

    1196. What is one luxury you feel you could live without? Uhhhhhhhhhhhh... driving. I never go anywhere except SCHOOL anyways.

    1197. Do you feel that you are high, medium, or low maintenance in a relationship? I've never HAD a relationship, so NO maintenance!!!!!

    1198. What do you think of these diarist names?
    N.Y.S: What's it stand for??
    Collapsibleman: Suuuuuuuuure.
    *})|({*: Um...
    black dove: Reminds me of KIP from Napoleon Dynamite... *sings* Our love is like a flock of doves... LMAO, Kip & LaFawnduh!!!!!

    1199. Do vegetables taste better from the store or from your garden? Both... they're GOOD.

    1200. How long have you spent on this survey so far? I don't know... figure it out yourself, smartass.

    Current Mood: amused
    Current Music: "Face Down" - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
    10:47a
    1201-1300
     1201. Have you ever owned a record? Yeah... I've got over 250 of 'em!! And 9 of 'em are KISS!

    1202. In some states people want to make it a requirement that creationism be taught alongside evolution in high school sciences classes. What do you think of this? I really don't care, just go easy on the homework.

    1203. Should evolution also be taught in religious establishments like church or temple? I don't attend church, so I'm not answering that.

    1204. Can a person believe in creationism and in evolution at the same time? Yeah, if you're a FREAKIN' IDIOT! Sorry, I'm hooked on Napoleon Dynamite right about now!

    1205. You obviously like surveys since you are filling out a 5,000 question one. Do any of the following surveys sound interesting:
    The Doors/Jim Morrison Survey: Um... a little.
    The David Bowie Survey: Not a big Bowie freak, so nah.
    The Beatles Survey: GOD YES!!! THE BEATLES KICK "ARSE"!
    The Rocky Horror Survey: Nope.
    The Labyrinth Survey: Uh, no.
    The SLC Punk Survey: What's up with you and this SLC Punk shit?? Gosh.
    The birthday survey: Ehh. Nope.
    So this is love, the survey: How 'bout: Is This Love, the Whitesnake Survey??
    The heartache/break up survey: Nope.
    Creationism vs. Evolutionism Survey: Stupid. NEXT!
    Opinion Survey: Sure, I'm opinionated.
    World Trade Center Survey: GIVE IT UP, ALREADY!
    Halloween Survey: Cool... 'kay.
    Survey of Sin: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    How evil are you? Survey: Yeah!!! SWEET.
    The Roaring 20's Survey: Um, no.
    Well, once, long ago, I created all those surveys. Now they are floating around in people’s diaries because the diary I had them in (Simply Surveys) was deleted due to disuse. FREAKIN' IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How could you do that?? Ugh!

    1206a. Who did you get this survey from? Um, your journal... but I first saw it in Spy Kumquat's LJ.
    1206b. Say one nice thing about the person you got this survey from: Ummmm... you're cool 'cause you do surveys???

    1207. Here is a list of priorities...
    Love/sex, Family, Close friends, School/learning, Job/career, Being true to yourself/self respect, Honesty, Aesthetics, Creativity, Patriotism, Knowledge, Wisdom, Leading an exciting life, Making a contribution to humanity, Being rich, Being famous, Having power, Justice/fairness, World peace, Accepting and understanding others, Finding yourself, Spirituality/religion, Health, Happiness.
    What are your top three priorities from this list? Family (like, being cool w/ mine, not having my own)... knowledge... happiness (which, as GENE would agree with, goes hand in hand with BEING RICH!!!!!)

    1208. Out of that same list what are your BOTTOM 3 priorities? Close friends... leading an exciting life... having power. I'm a shy person, and the only group of people I'd ever lead are the KISS Army, anyway.

    1209. How many hours of TV do you watch in an average day? Umm... about 1. If that.

    1210. Do you want to have a car, a house and 2.5 kids? Scratch the kids... then, yeah, sure. Hell, I already have a SWEET car. I'm like PEDRO, only cooler.

    1211. What song, CD, or band is a 'guilty pleasure' for you (meaning you know it sucks but you like it anyway)? "Fits Like A Glove" - KISS, from the Lick It Up album... Gene's sexual metaphors are just too cheesy to describe here.

    1212. If you were going to vote for a candidate for president and then you found out that the person you were going to vote for is HIV positive would that effect your vote and why? I'm not gonna vote... registering to vote automatically signs you up for jury duty. Scrüe that.

    1213. Have you ever had an HIV test? Nope. Why should I? I know I don't have it.

    1214. What time do you:
    Get up in the morning? 7:00. Well, only on school days!!! Anywhere from 9:00---> any other day. Except days I go shopping. Then it's 7:30.
    Eat lunch? 12:30. Noon-ish on non-Hellhole days.
    Do something active during the day? When I'm practicing my D-Qwon dance grooves w/ Napole-ON. Hehehe.
    Go to bed? 11-ish.

    1215. Have you ever ridden a motorcycle? No, and don't really want to, either.

    1216. When you hear the word ‘biker’ what kind of person do you think of? A big, heavy-set bald guy w/ an infinity of tattoos and a Harley jacket riding a Harley to Sturgis while listening to Steppenwolf "Born To Be Wild."

    1217. Did your parents ever talk to you about sex? Um, no, because they know I'm not an IDIOT and I won't do it.

    1218. If your pet dies, you can now have it cloned for $50,000. How do you feel about this? Whoop-de-do. Can I have PAUL STANLEY cloned for that much???

    1219. Are you or would you be embarrassed about buying condoms? I'd only want my KISS-loving guy to wear KISS STUDDED PAUL condoms!!!!!!!!! That's right!!

    1220. Do any of your clocks make an odd noise or play a song when the hour strikes? Nope... but if only my KISS Rock And Roll Over clock played a little of "Baby Driver" every hour. SWEET!!!

    1221. What are the things that make you go 'Hmmmm....'? Why KISS is STILL touring after they said Farewell... how Jon Heder can be a TOTAL NERD but I still find him adorable... some questions on this survey...

    1222. Are you a sinner? *in an evil Gene Simmons voice* Ohhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhh. *ahem* Not really. I just say I am. I am SOOOOOOOO a virgin. I am a potty mouth, but that's about as bad as you're gonna get.

    1223. Are you naughty or nice? Depends. Stick PAUL in front of me SHIRTLESS and see which one I turn into. Heh heh heh, you know what I'm talkin' about.

    1224. Is belly-dancing sexy? Um, when PAUL was doin' it w/ these chicks in Jamaica. I'M SERIOUS, I SAW PICTURES!!!!!!!!!

    1225. What celebrity would you love to be able to dance with? Paul Stanley... that would be heavenly. *sigh*

    1226. What is your favorite comic book movie? I don't have one. 'Til KISS's Marvel comicThe Sight Of Blood is made into a movie. NO, on second thought, KISS already has one freaky movie. Don't think we need another Phantom Of The Park, do you?

    1227. What movie would you recomend for couples to watch on Valentine's day? Napoleon Dynamite... what? I would!

    1228. Besides when you were little how many people have seen you completely naked and who? No one!!! I've seen PAUL in his underwear, though. YESSSSSSSS!!!!!

    1229. Is sex something that should be treated casually? Um, maybe if you're married. Or Gene Simmons.

    1230a. Have you ever participated in an orgy? Nope.
    1230b. If no, would you ever consider it? Um, with who? PAUL, ACE, GENE, AND PETER? OK.

    1231. What song is in your head right now? "Forever Young" - Alphaville (from Napoleon Dynamite)

    1232. What was the best day of your life like? It hasn't happened yet... but it will when I meet my GOD, Paul Stanley. Or ACE, whoever...

    1233. What are you all about? BEING KRAZY FOR KISS, having good bow staff skills, hating FAKE-ASS people, loving hair metal and rock 'n' roll, havng a SWEET Camaro... um... voting for Pedro... HATING TOMMY THAYER... among other things that aren't coming to me right now.

    1234. You have won a contest where you get all these great prizes but you can only keep one for yourself and must give the others away to friends, family or whoever. Which one do you keep and who do you give the rest to?
    A $5,000 gift certificate to Radio Shack: Give that to Sarah.
    A brand new yellow Jeep: Give that to Heidi... 'cause I can see her in a yellow Jeep.
    An all expense paid vacation for 2 to Italy: Give that to Mom + Dad.
    Lunch with *Nsync: Give that to my sister.
    A lifetime supply of Herbal Essences shampoo: Send that one to Shannon Tweed--- she's got GREAT hair.
    A $1,000 check: THAT ONE'S MINE... THERE'S MY KISS BACKSTAGE PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    A Palm Pilot? Give that one to Melissa... that way she can keep track of ALEX! HAHAHA.
    An autographed picture of Shakira: Give that one to Señora.
    Breakfast with Kid Rock: Give that to Angie, my mom's friend that loves him.
    A shirt once worn by Jonathan Davis: Give that one to Colt or something.
    One round of mini-golf with Sharon Osbourne: That's going to DUSTY. He'd DIE!!
    A phone call from Jennifer Aniston: Give that to MOM!!!
    A brand new washer/dryer: Give that to Stacey... she hasn't gotten anything yet.
    Free medical insurance for 1 year: Give that to both sets of grandparents.

    1235. Who do you think you might have known in a past life? Michael Cuccione. When he died, it had a deep effect on me. I took it really hard-- like he was my brother. I felt like I knew him. If not Mike, then Ace Frehley. I connect with him. Paul Stanley, too.

    1236. Do you take vitamins? Um, no.

    1237. Do you prefer fake or real flowers around the house? I don't care.

    1238. Sometimes roses are pink, yellow, white or red. If you give someone a rose, does its color change the meaning behind it as a gift? Sure... red definitely means LOOOOOOVE.

    1239. What's the most deadly thing you can think of? Napoleon Dynamite's bow staff skills.

    1240. To-MAY-toes or to-MA-toes? The 1st one.

    1241. Out of all your friends, family and the people you know who is the most:
    Intelligent: Gene.
    Happy: Ace. And Paulie.
    Miserable: Pete... you know he misses "the boys."
    Easily influenced: Sarah... she's so gullible.
    Cranky: SARAH.
    Bitchy: Me!
    Evil: ME!! *shouts at the Devil*
    Nice: PAUL!!! He's so good to us!!

    1242. What's the best live musical performance you ever saw? I haven't seen one worth noting as the best. I haven't seen the Best yet... I know who that is.

    1243. Have you ever had a 'pregnancy scare'? FUCK NO!!!

    1244. Kelly Osbourne or Madonna's version of “Papa Don't Preach”? Both! I love both Madonna AND K-Ozz.

    1245. Can you change a tire? Yep... but I prefer not to. Tires are freaking heavy.

    1246. Have you ever put your fist through a wall? Nope... but my dad did once... there's still a hole in the door!!!!

    1247. When do you feel the most relaxed and able to be yourself? When I'm with my parents, sister, and/or close friends (Angie, Heidi, Stacey, Sarah, Justin)

    1248. Do you have a place that is your own where you won't show anyone else? MY CAMARO. Period.

    1249. Are you a part of any teams or clubs? Um, does select choir count? 'Cause I'm a member of both the mixed chorus AND treble chorus PLUS the normal H.S. choir because I'm a BADASS bitch.

    1250. Is cheerleading a sport? I'm not gonna answer, for fear that my answer will somehow travel to April Morris.

    1251. Do you believe that people should be able to choose death for themselves if they want to end their lives? Yeah... save the world from your stupidity, PLEASE.

    1252. Is there anything you morally object to? Tommy Thayer being alive. Wendy Moore, too.

    1253. What would you never do for money? Gene Simmons.

    1254. Applebees, the Outback, or TGI Friday's? None of 'em... I rarely eat out.

    1255. Which do you drink the most: juice, soda, milk, or water? PEPSI!!!

    1256. What sport do you like to watch the most? Baseball (BRAVES!) or March Madness basketball. Bracketology, babee! (go, TAR HEELS!!)

    1257. Do you write poetry? Um, sometimes.

    1258. Have you ever fallen from grace? Nope.

    1259. Does it bother you when a band you like gets really popular? Um, the bands I like ARE popular. I just hate it when I wear some band on a shirt (i.e. KISS) and 15 other people show up some days wearing KISS shirts. I KNOW you ain't no fan, or you woulda surely said something to me by now.

    1260a. Has anyone ever won you a stuffed animal? My dad did at an amusement park once. A GIANT-ass stuffed piggy. NO, it wasn't a GENE doll.
    1260b. If yes, did you name it after the person who won it for you? No... I don't know what I named it. Probably 'Gene.'

    1261. Can you go one week without cursing at all? FUCK NO.

    1262. What's the best candy? Almond Joy... Hershey's (no almonds)... M&Ms... Reese's Pieces... SweetTarts... + Milky Ways.

    1263. Can you lick your own nose? Can you lick your own ass? Sure seems like it.

    1264. What song would you like to hear spontaneously in a public place (like a store)? Um, KISS "Let's Put The X In Sex"... I'd DIE!!!!!

    1265. Do you ever make others feel unwanted? Probably. Oh well, paybacks are HELL.

    1266. Do you think you have ever made others feel unwanted without realizing you were doing it? Probably. Fuck 'em.

    1267. Are you very sensitive to what other people are feeling and how they will react to certain things? Um, sometimes, if I like the person. If I don't, then I really don't care what they think. KISS MY ASS, whores.

    1268. Have you ever climbed a tree? Nope.

    1269. Do you feel somehow different when the moon is full? Nope. Not that I've noticed.

    1270. Who do you know that talks a lot but never really says anything? Mr. Fawcett. Blah, blah, blah, blah... SHUT UP IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING COOL, DORK.

    1271. Is world peace possible? I doubt it. People are IDIOTS.

    1272a. Who do you know that is making a huge life mistake yet you can't stop them? Well, everyone at my school either drinks, smokes, gets high, or fucks anyone they meet-- inebriated or not, so, um, EVERYBODY.
    1272b. What’s the mistake? I just said it. Go back a little and read.

    1273. Do you plan to own a home or rent an apartment for most of your life? Renting is for SUCKERS. Period. I plan to own and have a nice nest egg in the bank. THANX, Gene, you really know what you're talkin' about.

    1274. Would you enjoy going to a strip bar to see strippers (of whatever sex you find appealing)? Um, I would enjoy seeing PAUL, ACE, PETER, ERIC CARR, ERIC SINGER, AND/OR BRUCE KULICK, but that's about it. Paul, mostly... he'd be a GREAT stripper. WOW.

    1275. Would you ever consider stripping in a sexual way for money? I'd do it for ACE for free, trust me.

    1276. Would you ever consider being a nude model for an artistic life drawing class for money? Nope.

    1277. What are 2 goals that you have? To go to a KISS concert before they SUCK any more, and to be better than everyone else in my school. WAIT, I already am. HAHAHAHAHA.

    1278. What are 2 negative traits that you have? Being a major bitch, and being OBSESSIVE.

    1279. Will these negative traits stop you from achieving your goals? Nah. They'll HELP me, if anything.

    1280. Everyone knows that you are nice, fun, creative, and good but what are 4 other positive traits that you have? Cautious, intelligent, a good listener, and a moderate tolerance level for BULLSHIT.

    1281. How often do you daydream about your wedding day? Not too often... who says I'm gonna find a guy and get married? Have you SEEN me? Guys look to me as a friend because I'm into rock 'n' roll, I play guitar, and I don't mind dirty humor (like CLEVELAND STEAMER jokes).

    1282. If you were hiring someone for a job but could only ask him or her 3 questions in the interview what would you ask? Do you like KISS?... Do people find you annoying to be around?... Are you gonna eat your tots?

    1283. If you were interviewing someone for the position of your new friend but could only ask 3 questions, what would they be? Do you mind if I talk obsessively about my favorite things (like KISS and Napoleon Dynamite)?... Do you bitch a lot?... Do you expect me to go out and do things with you?

    1284. Are you gonna eat your tots? Yes, I'm freaking STARVED!! I didn't get to eat ANYTHING today!

    1285. Wholesome - Conducive to sound health or well being; salutary: simple, examples: wholesome food; a wholesome climate, Promoting mental, moral, or social health: example: wholesome entertainment.
    Are you a wholesome person? Not exactly.

    1286. When was your first kiss and what was it like? I've never been kissed, so I don't know.

    1287. Are you quiet and shy? HELL YES, VERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1288. Are you bitchy, cranky, whiny, miserable, depressed, needy, mean, flakey, shallow, obnoxious, inconsiderate, nervous, and/or stuck up? I am, indeed, bitchy, mean(in the sense that I love to say negative shit about people), and nervous. Not nervous, PARANOID.

    1289. Do you come off any of these ways even if you aren't really like that? What did I just say? I HATE these repetitive questions. GOSH!

    1290. Are you loud and unfriendly? Nope. I'm quiet and friendly ONLY to people who haven't pissed me off.

    1291. Can a positive attitude/good personality make up for someone being less than beautiful? Yes, definitely. I'd rather have a friend/husband/whatever who was the nicest person ever and a little dorkish (like NAPOLEON) than some hot guy (like PAUL) who's a total PRICK. In other words, I'd rather marry a JON HEDER than a GENE SIMMONS.

    1292. Can being totally beautiful and hot make up for a negative attitude/bad personality? No... that means YOU, Gene.

    1293.What are you seeking? A KISS tour. *drools* Also, a hubby someday-- from the KISS ARMY!

    1294. Could you see yourself as a future nun/monk? Nope.

    1295. Would you rather have a baby or get a pet? Neither, but I'd get a cat if I had to.

    1296. What mistake do you repeat over and over? Um, not speaking up and saying what I think.

    1297. What do you think of the restaurant Hooters? Never been there, and never wanna work there.

    1298. Name 1 trait that makes someone ugly? Associating only with people of your kind. Like, if you don't have a cool enough car, I refuse to breathe the same air as you.

    1299. Do you hate when people tell you to smile? HELL YES. Maybe I don't feel like it, OK? GOSH.

    1300. Do you like the writing of Douglas Adams? Um, maybe if I READ something of his.

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     1301. Can "what you don't know" actually hurt you? You don't know me, and I can hurt you. So, yeah.

    1302. Are you pondering what I'm pondering? I doubt it.

    1303. What people or objects would you describe as “pure”? KISS and their fans. Virgins, too.

    1304. Are you into bookcrossing (If you aren’t sure, check out www.bookcrossing.com)? Um, I don't feel like going and checking it out, so no.

    1305. Have you ever had a pen pal? Well, I talk to Melissa thru e-mails... she's from Maine.

    1306. Have you ever had a package pal (same as a pen pal but you send each other surprise gifts instead of letters)? No.

    1307. Is there a particular word or phrase that annoys you? Anything that Chelsea and Heather say in a retarded voice. UGH.

    1308. Is there an online game you like to play? Not really.

    1309. What group of people is the most discriminated against in your opinion or experience? KISS Fans of the '70s. They got their ASSES kicked daily... they deserve VETERAN treatment!

    1310. What do you like best about bras and underwear? Um... why do you wanna know?

    1311. Are you afraid of living in oblivion? Nope.

    1312. Before you were born you got to pick your life from one of these. Which do you pick?
    You are successful from the start, a musical genius, good looking, wealthy. You become a rock star, get super famous, make your mark on the world and die at 27. Hmmmm... OK!
    You are caring and compassionate. You love animals and adopt more and more as you grow older. You foster and nurture and care for them all of your life. Nope... I don't love animals.
    You sit home playing video games for 70 years. Yawn. Not cool enough.

    1313. What is broken in your:
    Car? The horn. And the air conditioning, but that's OK... that's what my t-tops are for!!!!!!!
    School? What isn't?????
    House? Um... nothing.
    Life? Um... nothing.
    Soul? See above.
    Brain? The lightbulb. I need to get another one. You can blame PAUL for that... he takes all of my energy. Heh heh.

    1314. Which one will you fix first? Uhh... SCHOOL, since I graduated!!!!!

    1315. Tell me all your thoughts on God: Um, no, because I really hate that song.

    1316. What is the strangest note you've ever received? I don't know...

    1317. Of the following how many can be used to get in touch with you?
    Phone Yes...
    Beeper No...
    Voice mail No...
    Email Yes...
    Cell phone Yes...
    Snail mail Yes...

    1318. Are you always available/easy to reach, or do you give people a chance to miss you? I'm pretty easy to reach, but no one WANTS to talk to me. Ya know why? I don't have any SKILLS!

    1319. If you got pregnant or impregnated the person you are with now (hypothetical if there is no one in your life just now) would you lean more towards keeping, adopting out, or aborting the baby? Well, THAT'S never gonna happen. FUCK having kids. LoL, GENE said the same thing, and look at the monsters he created!!!

    1320. If your partner in the pregnancy did not agree with how you felt and pressured you to change your mind or just went ahead with what he or she wanted to do against your wishes, would that affect your ability to continue your relationship with this person? Um, yes... hello, I'M the one having it, so I should make the decision. IDIOT.

    1321. Who should have the final say in the decision to have a baby, the woman or the man? The fucking WOMAN. DUH! The man has 9 seconds of work, the woman has 9 months. REAL FAIR, people.

    1322. If your boyfriend or girlfriend cheats on you for the first time, do you forgive him or her and take him or her back? If I ever GET a boyfriend, and he cheats on me, BYE BYE BITCH! Get outta here, you flippin' idiot.

    1323. What if it is your husband or wife that cheats on you? "I WANT A DIVORCE NOW."

    1324. Who is more responsible for educating children, parents or schools? Parents. Schools are a government service, so they teach kids things that the gov't wants you to know, and DON'T teach you things you need to know, like, DON'T rent/lease a car, and DON'T use credit cards and shit. Make people pay YOU interest, not the other way around. RIGHT, GENE?!

    1325. Are you into new age things? Um, as in...

    1326. Are you very:
    Nervous? Yeah, mostly. Especially when I'm driving.
    Anxious? Um, for school to END. And to go to my 1st KISS concert!
    High strung? Nope. I'm mellow.
    Organized? Somewhat. My music is REALLY organized. By artist name AND year.
    Tense? Um, sometimes.
    Rigid? Nahhhhh, that's goin' too far.
    Skeptical? Yeah.

    1327. Do you perceive reality differently from others? How? Yeah, I do... they're all naive and STUPID to the ways of life, and I have the advice of REALLY awesome and smart people (i.e. my parents and GENE AND PAUL) to help me. Besides, I think there's more to life than SPEEDING (no offense Ace) and partying every weekend (no offense KISS-- "... and party ev-e-ry day!") and getting drunk off my ASS (no offense Ace) and fucking as many people as you can find (no offense Gene).

    1328. If you asked someone, “Do you masturbate?” and he or she says, “No,” would you assume he or she was lying? Probably. HELL, ACE probably does it. Honestly, come on. EVERYONE does it once in a while.

    1329. What do you blame things on? Tommy Thayer.

    1330. Do you want to be naked and famous? Um, I want to be famous... I want PAUL to be naked. Hehehehe.

    1331. Ice Cube or LL Cool J? Ice Cube, man!! Next Friday is one of the greatest movies ever made!!!!

    1332. What are your feelings about rap music? SUCKS. Long live rock 'n' roll.

    1333. Cypress Hill or Roxy Music? Um, neither.
    BSB or N'sync or NKOTB? 2GE+HER.
    Debbie Gibson or Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul... Forever Your Girl's a pretty good album, I guess... Debbie-- er, DEBORAH-- Gibson is annoying.
    Eminem or Kid Rock? Neither!!!!! Ugh!!
    Weezer or the Get Up Kids? Weezer... they rule.

    1334. If you could solve just one of the world's problems what would you choose to solve? I'd put ACE AND PETER back in KISS. Yes, that IS a problem. A BIG problem.

    1335. Would you make a good:
    Counselor? No... I hate hearing people bitch.
    Visual artist? Sure... I like designing things.
    Teacher? Ummmm, not really. I don't have enough patience.
    Pilot? HELL no!! Except of a race car or something. I could do THAT.
    Secretary? Yeah. I'm organized and I have good TYPING SKILLS.
    Cashier? Who am I, Squidward Tentacles?! Hehehehe.
    Waiter or waitress? Screw that.
    Veterinary assistant? I hate animals.
    Office manager? Sounds too dorky, but I could probably do it.
    Stage manager? For KISS? HELL yes!!
    Actor or actress? Uhhhh, I guess so. I want Tina Majorino's part in Napoleon!!!! WOO!! Go, DEB!
    Sales girl or guy? I'm NOT gonna go around selling CRAPPERWARE with Kip and Uncle Rico. Or boondoggle keychains with Deb!
    Pizza delivery girl or guy? Ewwww. I'd never wanna eat pizza again.
    Film director? Cool... how 'bout music video director?!
    Business man or woman? Uh, nahhhh.
    CEO? Nahhhh... not bitchy enough, surprisingly. That's more of a GENE job.
    Surgeon? UH-UH!! "Cuttin' for the very first tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime... like a suuuuuuuuurrrrrrgeonnnnnnn..."
    Fire man or woman? LoL, FIAH-HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Cop? Cops are GAY.

    1336. Do you check condoms to see if they are expired before using them? I don't have sex, so NO.

    1337. Imagine you are in school and a person of the opposite sex you barely know asks you really nicely for a ride home from class (yes, you have a car). It's out of your way. Do you say yes? No... NO ONE rides in my car 'cept my parents. And KISS, if they needed a ride.
    Let's say you said yes. He hugs you. What is your reaction? Who IS it, first?? Prolly 'Uuuugh!'
    As you drop him off he hugs you again and thanks you for being such a nice person. What do you make of all this? "Get OFF me, you BODAGGIT!!!!!"

    1338. Are you interested in post-apocalyptic (post-nuclear war) movies? Is the "Lick It Up" video considered to be in this category?!

    1339. What is the saddest movie you ever saw? Titanic. Ladder 49 was a tear-jerker for me... but Joaquin Phoenix is HOT!

    1340. What is the saddest thought you can think of? Paul Stanley dying. Or any of the KISS dudes, for that matter.

    1341. Who is the most horrible driver you know? SARAH!!!!!!!!!!

    1342. Are you a sexist in any way? Ummmmmm... *shrugs*

    1343. How often do you check your email? About once a week--- if that. LoL, I'm not addicted like SOME people!

    1344. How often do you check your diary for notes? Like, never.

    1345. If you had to read a biography about someone, who would you pick? Well... Gene Simmons. Sex Money KISS is *kinda* a biography, but... yeah, something about KISS.

    1346. Which of your friends and relatives has the most interesting life story? Umm... of my friends, prolly Heidi. Of my family? My dad's momma.

    1347. What's the matter with kids today? They're a bunch of FREAKIN' IDIOTS!!!!

    1348. How do you feel about censorship? Um, sometimes it's funnier when censored (i.e. "DANG IT!" --Kip), but sometimes it PISSES me off.

    1349. What was on the last CD you burned? I don't burn CDs. But the last burnt CD I recieved was Eminem's The Eminem Show-- in the 8th grade from Ashley the "FAT BITCH."

    1350. What movie should be released on DVD but hasn’t been released yet? 2GE+HER!!!

    1351. Have you ever wished for wings that work? Um, no.

    1352. Have you ever imagined that you are not really of this world? I'm really NOT!!!

    1353. Did you have an imaginary friend as a child? Yes... his name was Pedro. JUST KIDDING. No, really, his name was Maurice the Space Cowboy (LMAO, Joey!!).

    1354. Do you still have imaginary friends? Um, no... I never did.

    1355. Do you enjoy reading children’s books? NO! Hah, if it was a KISS book, though... heh heh. That'll be the day. We're all waiting for you to corrupt the kids's minds, GENE.

    1356. Are you decadent? I can be, sure.

    1357. What would make you happy that money cannot buy? A kiss from Paul Stanley. *sigh*

    1358. What would make you happy that money can buy? A KISS CONCERT TICKET!! THAT'S ALL I WANT!!!!

    1359. Where do you hang out on your spare time? My bedroom with my music cranked to 10!

    1360. Do you delight in minor euphoria? Sure.

    1361. It's (what time is it?) ______. 10:30 p.m. Do you know where your:
    Mom is? In bed.
    Dad is? Watching TV.
    First boyfriend or girlfriend is? Nope... never HAD one.
    Boy or girlfriend is? Nope... DON'T have one.
    Best friend is? Home.
    Soulmate is? Hehe, soulmate... LMAO, Kip... oh, ANYWAY... with a girl whose maiden name is JEANETTE TRERORTOLA... or in L.A. (NICHOLAS ADAM!!)
    Wallet is? Yeah, my BILLFOLD is inside my purse beside my bookbag.

    1362. Who do you feel sorry for? Paul Stanley. I mean, Gene is running KISS straight into Hell, and he doesn't even care. KISS was truly great until Peter and Ace quit FOR A 2ND TIME!!! If that isn't a hint to RETIRE, I don't know what is. And Gene's got EVERYONE fooled into thinking that this Tommy and Eric shit is the best GODDAMN KISS lineup there ever was. UHH, NO WAY, GENO! Poor Paul, he shoulda left before Unmasked bombed.

    1363. What will you never say in front of your parents? Um, probably the phrase "Between Ace Frehley and Paul Stanley, I wouldn't know who to FUCK first!" (copyright 2005 ME!)

    1364. Do you change your personality and behavior depending on who you are with? Nope. I'm the way that I am all the time. Although I tone down the rocker shit around my one set of grandparents-- they're really religious. They believe in Knights In Satan's Service. Geez.

    1365. Are you waiting for marriage to lose your virginity? Hell yes, I am, and I'm PROUD to admit it! Because, quite frankly, I don't see myself scoring any of PAUL'S hot ass at an encore anytime soon.

    1366. What year were you born? 1989 (my birthday's exactly 2 weeks after Paul's!)... the year of Hot In The Shade, Paul's 1st ever solo tour, and Nick Tweed Simmons's birthdate!

    1367. What is your sign? Aquarius.

    1368. What year did you/will you graduate from high school? 2007... YESSSSSSSSSSS!! Dang, I can't wait.

    1369. Do you use lotion? Sometimes.

    1370. What kind? Bath & Body Works in Warm Vanilla Sugar and Juniper Breeze, and Victoria's Secret KISS in Caramel(mmmm).

    1371. Are the 70's back in style? For me, yeah!!!! I love my flare-leg pants, records and 8-tracks, April Wine and KC AND THE SUNSHINE BAND!!!!! Oh, and the BRADYS, too!!!

    1372. Do you read any magazines? Guitar World and Seventeen. And any other COOL metal mags, like Metal Edge and Hit Parader and shit.

    1373. Do you read before going to sleep at night? Nope... I listen to tunage before I fall asleep. I might write something, too.

    1374. Are you a music maker? Yep... I play electric guitar & bass guitar (MOSTLY BASS!!) and half-assed drums... and I can play a trumpet... but mostly I sing.

    1375. Are you a dreamer of the dreams? Yeah, I am. Got a problem? Most of my dreams ROCK, cuz they're PAUL STANLEY SEX DREAMS! Seriously. Mmmmmmmmm...

    1376. How do you feel about large corporations? Um, good for them. I really don't care.

    1377. How do you feel about people who are, “just doing their job”? Well, at least they're doing something.

    1378. Which would you watch of these choices: Pitch Black, The Mummy, or Pretty Woman? None of 'em... I'd pick Napoleon Dynamite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOO-HOO!!!!!!

    1379. If you could hire a famous musician/band to play at your wedding/graduation party, who would you hire? Oh, COME ON!!!!! You know who I'd want to play at BOTH!!!!! I'm not even gonna say.

    1380. About what percent of the time do you feel good about yourself? Um, 79.627%.

    1381. Do you feel comfortable with other people (in social situations)? Depends on how well I know them/like them.

    1382. Do you have good friends/family relationships? Sure. Better than most people.

    1383. How do you control your tension and anxiety? I write everything in a journal. And I'm saving everything so I can read it 20 years later and LAUGH MY ASS OFF about how OBSESSIVE I was about shit. It oughta be fun!!!

    1384. Are you able to meet the demands of life and function in society? Um... yeah. I'm gonna beat life at it's game-- I'm already ahead, cuz I gots a CAMARO, bitch!

    1385. Do you curb your feelings of hatred and guilt? I'm very vocal about who/what I HATE. So, no.

    1386. Do you maintain a positive outlook? Not really.

    1387. Does knowing you enrich the lives of others? I doubt it. I'm no Napoleon Dynamite.

    1388. What things do you cherish? Rock 'n' roll, Napoleon, KISS and everything KISS related, my car, my freedom.

    1389. To what extent do you value diversity? Diversity's great... I sure don't wanna be like the ASSHOLES that inhabit the world.

    1390. What fascinates you? Paul's extremely hairy chest... Ace's guitar skills, Napoleon's tetherball awesomeness... among other shit.

    1391. Do you appreciate nature? Uh, sure.

    1392. If you could be someone else for a day who would you be? Erin Stanley, BELIEVE ME!!! WHOO, she's a lucky woman. Or Gigi Criss... Jeanette Frehley...

    1393. Would you ever consider 'psychic surgery' if you were ill? How about voodoo? Herbal remedies? No, no, and no.

    1394. How effective do you feel meditation is? It depends on if you do it or not.

    1395. How effective do you feel prayer is? See above. It's different for all people.

    1396. How do you think that you (or anyone, for that matter) could pray without ceasing? Uhh... I don't know.

    1397. Is religion a live option for you (that is, a possibility, something you are drawn to even if you have no belief)? Suuuuurrrrrre.

    1398. What part of your body do you lavish the least attention and love on? I don't know... ask me in 10 years.

    1399. How many clocks are in your house? Do I gotta count? There are 6 in my room alone.

    1400. What topics would you like to see more of on this survey? KISS, Napoleon Dynamite, hair metal, '80s and '70s stuff, rock 'n' roll... yeah.

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     1401. Do you like your movies and books to be more lighthearted or serious? Lighthearted? They've gotta be funny as hell... but dramas like Titanic are cool, too, I guess.

    1402. What's more important, first impressions or lasting impact? Lasting impact. You can change someone's perception of you after a first impression, but it's your lasting impact that they're gonna remember. (Why did I sound like Paul Stanley just now?!)

    1403. Order these areas of psychological health from what you need the least improvement in to what you need the most improvement in: physical, emotional, social, intellectual, environmental, spiritual Intellectual, emotional, spiritual, environmental, physical, SOCIAL!!

    1404. Do you react appropriately to things and control your feelings? Yeah... I keep things locked up... I vent on paper. My poor journal...

    1405. Do you have stable relationships? Ummmmm... with some people, sure.

    1406. Do you need to be in a relationship to feel good about yourself? Hell no, I don't need ANYONE.

    1407. Which is the most clear and concise, your thoughts, your speech or your writing? Which is the least clear and concise? My writing, definitely. My speech is the least concise... 'cause I'm shy.

    1408. Are you always trying to learn new things? Uhhhh... I don't necessarily try, but I learn something new every day. FOR EXAMPLE, I learned that Paul's wife ERIN wears the new KISS perfume, KISS Her and HE wears the new KISS cologne, KISS Him. OH GOD.

    1409. Do you feel at peace? Sure.

    1410. Do you have strong morals and ethics that you believe in and adhere to? Yeah... you don't see me goin' out and having sex and getting pregnant because everyone else is doing it, do you? I didn't think so. (Why did I sound like Gene Simmons just now?!)

    1411. Are you over or under weight? I'm perfectly normal, thanx... ask GENE, he'll tell ya... he likes "a whole lotta woman"!!!!!!!! RIGHT, GENE AND PAUL?????

    1412. Do you think of the needs of all humanity or just the needs of yourself and those you know? Just me and the people I know... screw mankind. I'm not helping them until they're willing to help themselves. YEAH, RIGHT, LIKE THAT'S EVER GONNA HAPPEN!!!

    1413. Do you recycle? Nope.

    1414. Are you active in your community? The KISS Community, HELL YES. Otherwise, no.

    1415. Are you sensitive to the needs of others? What others are we talking about?

    1416. Do you dress up to go to the mall? Uhhhh, no. I wear a KISS t-shirt, usually (because #1, I own over 20 KISS shirts, and #2, I wear a KISS shirt approx. 4/7 days a week!!!!), jeans, and my Converse Chuck Taylors.

    1417. Have you ever been on anti depressants? Nope.

    1418a. Name a part of your body. My ASS.
    1418b. Give that part of your body a name. I name it GENE, cuz Gene IS an ass!

    1419. Is fourteen your lucky number? Nope... 2, 5, 22, and 76.

    1420. What could make you lose respect for someone? Having sex/getting pregnant before marriage, doing drugs, putting other people in LEGENDS' makeup.

    1421. Is ignorance really bliss? In the world of KISS (the way KISS is now) yeah.

    1422. What can be described as 'even better than the real thing'? Sure as hell NOT Tommy Thayer!! GEEZ. Uhhhhhh...

    1423a. Are you jealous that dogs can lick their own genitals? Suuuuuuuure. I wish I could do that. DUH.
    1423b. If you could do that would you ever leave the house? NO... I'm gonna go to a KISS show, remember? How could you NOT?! We've only discussed this 543,564 times already.

    1424. What's in your wallet right now? In my black billfold, there's $55, my license, my social security card, my Spencer's card, and a KISSArmyWarehouse.com business card.

    1425. Do you write letters that you never send? Nope. I just write in my journal. Oh, and I write KISS FanFiction, too.

    1426. Do you ever get the feeling people are laughing at you? Nope--- they're too busy giving me the evil eye as I drive by in my CAMARO, laughing at them!! HAHAHAHAHA, suckers!!! BURN IN HELL, all of you!

    1427. Who's the one person you'd like to drop a house on? Who wouldn't I???!!! George Bush, Adrianne K., Chelsea S. & Heather P., Treasure B., Tawny Kitaen, Samantha Fox, Wendy Moore, Tommy Thayer... etc.

    1428. Have you ever been swept off your feet? Nope.

    1429. Tell me why you don't like Mondays: Well, between August and May: SCHOOL. Not all Mondays are bad, though. Like, if PAUL's birthday was on a Monday, PARTY ON!!

    1430. In the Harry Potter series the books seem to be getting darker and more serious with each new release. Do you like this change or do you prefer the story to be light? Harry Potter is for DORKS.

    1431. How often do you update your diary? Well, my online one... like... hardly once a month. But my pen 'n' paper one? Every day(rarely on weekends).

    1432. What do you mostly write about in your diary? KISS!!!!!! LMAO, it's true. And the occasional "OMG Sebastian Bach is GORGEOUS!" and "My 'MARO fucking RULES!"

    1433a. How many quizzes and/or surveys do you have in your diary as entries? None.
    1433b. How many forwards does your diary contain? See above.

    1434. What is your writing style like? Expressive... when I'm writing stories, I use dialogue to tell the story, not so much descriptions.

    1435. How honest are you in your diary? 100%. Why shouldn't I be?

    1436. Why do you write in your diary? Because no one else wants to hear me bitch about stupid shit... like, "OH MY GAWD, I can't BELIEEEEEEEVEEEEEE Paulie got married!!!!!!!"

    1437. Do you have a comet cursor on your diary description? Nope... but an ACE one would RULE!!

    1438. Do you ever chat online? Is my name KIP?!?! Hahahaha. 1,000 points to ya if you've ever seen Napoleon Dynamite!

    1439. Have you ever met someone from online? Hell no! People cannot be trusted nowadays.

    1440. What's your favorite band? KISS. Duh.

    1441. Have you ever caught a mistake in a movie? Yep... there's a few in 2GE+HER.

    1442. Have you ever seen that munchkin who supposedly hangs himself in the Wizard of Oz? There is??? DAMN, I gotta watch it AGAIN... for the 563,540,742nd time!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THAT MOVIE!! Glenda the Witch of the North RULES.

    1443. If you had to give yourself a letter grade (A, A-, B, B-, C, C-, D, D-, F) for things how would you grade yourself on:
    Happiness: A
    Being a decent human being: B
    Being serene (calm, peaceful): B
    Kindness: A-
    Anger management: C
    Creative thinking: A
    Modesty: A-
    Being an original: A
    Knowing yourself: A
    Being true to yourself: A
    Getting along with others: D
    Liking yourself: B
    Admitting your flaws: A
    Self improvement: A-

    1444. Are you kinky? Wanna find out??? I know it's YOU asking these questions, PAUL.

    1445. How would you feel if twice a week you could wake up next to the person you love? OOOOOOHHHHH, I get ta sleep with ACE *AND* PAUL??????????????? Score a DEUCE for the CAMARO BITCH!

    1446. Out of all the people you know who is most likely to be one of the great minds of our time? Ace Frehley. He's REALLLLLLYYY underrated.

    1447a. Have you ever been to:
    Church? Once... with my grandparents. Frankly, it BLEW.
    Temple? Nope.
    A bar? Nope.
    A house party? Nope.
    A rave? Nope.
    A goth club? Nope.
    A punk show? Nope.
    A hip hop club? Nope.
    1447b. What sounds like the most fun out of that list? None... a KISS concert is the most fun outta ANYTHING in the world... it's the 8th world wonder.

    1448. So far, have you changed around any of the questions on this survey? "Like, 50 of 'em." --Napoleon Dynamite

    1449. Are you crying on the inside? Nope.

    1450. Are you afraid of the future? Nope... bring it, BITCH!

    1451. What will you dress up as this year for Halloween? Uhh... I don't know. Satan?

    1452. Do you think of some people as not worthy of being your friend? I'll give everyone a chance, but 9 times outta 10, I won't like 'em as anything more than an aquaintence.

    1453a. If you won $1,000 every week until you die, would you still go to school? Why not? I only got one more year left. I'd rub it in everyone's face that I was gettin' a grand a week, though. *smiles*
    1453b. Would you still get a job? Nahhhhhhhhh... I would do the ol' save half/spend half routine.

    1454. What's the most difficult job you can think of? A true KISS fan.

    1455. If you could decorate your room with any theme you wanted what would you pick? KISS! And I've already accomplished that.

    1456. Of the following bands which would you be most likely to check out?
    Roxy Music (70's glam) I've heard of Roxy Music, so, yeah, them.
    The Magnetic Fields (current indie rock) They'd be 2nd.
    Kraftwerk (experimental electronic rock) Naaaaaahhhhhh.

    1457. You and your boyfriend have been together 6 months or longer.... One day he wants to go to a strip club with his friends to hang out. It's guys night out and you aren't invited. Would you be upset by this? It depends on what nite it was. Like, if it was the nite that the VH1 Rock Honors was on, then FUCK YOU, I don't care where you're going, just SHUT UP when KISS comes on!! I mean, I'm not a controlling person, so whatever. But that shit stops when we're married. Period.

    1458. Can a person avoid dying if he or she does not believe in death? Hopefully Gene Simmons does believe in death. And going to Hell.

    1459. If someone sings songs that they don't write and they don't play any instruments or mix the songs or have any creative input at all..Are they a musician? Yeah... the voice is a musical instrument. Now me, however? I sing AND write songs AND rock out on guitar and some drums. So I am a musician. I can play trumpet, too, but that's not very rock and roll.

    1460. What do the following stand for:
    html? Hypertext Maarkup Language.
    faq? Frequently asked questions.
    fao? Uuhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
    imho? In my honest opinion.
    hiv? Human Immunodeficiency Virus.
    aids? Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
    r&b? Rhythm & Blues.

    1461. What does the world owe you? A free KISS Rockuccino... and a kiss from Ace Frehley. Hmm... maybe more than a kiss...

    1462. Do you read plays and books or just get the cliff notes? I read books and shit only when I have to anymore. And YES, I do read the whole thing.

    1463. What do you want to get out of life? A KISS concert.

    1464. Do you know what is really important to you? See # 1463.

    1465. What trend has been getting on your nerves lately? Stupid-assed no talent bands that all the bitchy preps in my school love... like All American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Relient K and dumb fucks like those dudes. *in a high preppy voice* OMG! Those guys are sooooooooooooo sexy!!!!! FUCK THAT. PAUL STANLEY is sexy. You people don't even know.

    1466. Do you forgive yourself when you make a mistake? Yep... if I don't, I'll eventually go crazy. OOPS, already did. Thanx a LOT, Curly.

    1467. What tiny little very small thing has made you hugely happy? My $5 Ace Frehley Birthday Bash 2002 poster. *grins* Made me cry on Christmas.

    1468. Can you read body language well? Uhhhhhh... sure?

    1469. Do you look people in the eye when you talk? Yes. If you don't, you're a liar and can't be trusted. Or you work for the government.

    1470. Do you notice if they aren't looking you in the eye? Hell yeah... it bothers me, because see above.

    1471. Are you alert to opportunities? Yeah... how can I NOT be when our fucking guidance counselor updates us with fucking college shit every other day????? Goddamn, woman.

    1472. Puppet Yoda or digital Yoda? Rock star Yoda.

    1473. Do you look like the person you want to be? Ya think I do??

    1474. Do you behave like the person you want to be? *evilly* Ohh yeahhhhhhhhhh.

    1475. Some children were asked 'how would you make your marriage work?' One child, Ricky, age ten, said: 'Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.' Is this good advice? *sigh* See what the losers of today's world are teaching the kids to be like?! My God. The world is gonna VOMIT all over the solar system in 20 years.

    1476. Do you visualize your goals and dreams? I visualize Paul Stanley in a b-- Oops.

    1477. 4x + 3 = 15
    What is the value of x? I HATE YOU, MRS. KETTLER. Oh, uh, it's 3.

    1478. Do you keep yourself organized? For, like, increments of 2 days. For example, at the beginning of each school year, I always say that I'm gonna be organized, but by the end of the week, my bookbag is totally fucked up.

    1479. Does anyone really win an argument? In their minds, yeah.

    1480. Have you ever had champagne? Nope, and don't give a Les Paul if I ever do or not.

    1481. Do you strive for perfection? Not really. LMAO.

    1482. Name one thing you understand. How KISS's album Alive! can be considered one of, if not THE BEST, live album ever. And by the way, it IS the best. Especially side 3, groove 2 and side 2, groove 3!!!!!

    1483. Whatever it is are you afraid of it? Hell no! Why would I be afraid of KISS?! I fucking ADORE those guys!

    1484. Do you dislike being told what to do? You can only put up with so many years. That's why year # 18 is gonna RULE ASS.

    1485. If you had a cat would you have it declawed? Nah... if it scratched me, first, I'd smack it upside its head, then I'd sing Ted Nugent "Cat Scratch Fever."

    1486. Do you prefer lobster, clams, or crab meat? NONE OF THE AFOREMENTIONED!!!!

    1487. What do you think about guys who don't wear underwear? The parody of the Tom Petty song "Free Fallin'," entitled "Free Ballin'." LMAO.

    1488. What do you think about girls who don't wear bras? One word: SLUT.

    1489. Do you ask for what you want? Nope... whatever I want, I get myself. I always have enough $$$, so why milk my parents for everything?? I mean, except school clothes and shit.

    1490. What are you against? DUMB FUCKS in ACE and PETER's makeup (yeah, YOU, Tommy Thayer-- Eric Singer, you're OK)... Gene Simmons's attitude and comments towards Ace and Peter... school... the government. Y'know.

    1491. How many notes does your diary have? Uhhhhh, notes??? Like, comments?? Whatever ones Melissa posts, and the ones I reply with.

    1492. Ace of Base or Enya? Neither... but ya got the ACE part right!!!! I pick ACE FREHLEY!!!! YaY!!!! And why was the question a choice between those two?? Are they both Swedish?? 'Cause I know Ace Of Base is... if we're pickin' between Swedish musical acts, I choose EUROPE. Go listen to "The Final Countdown"... yeahhhhhhhhh, good ol' 1986.

    1493. What makes you feel awkward? What doesn't?? LoL, uhhhhhh... looking at pictures of myself and watching cheesy home movies of myself when I was younger. *cringes* God, I was so ugly.

    1494. Have you ever been to teenopendiary.com, and if yes, how does it compare to opendiary.com? DUDE, I don't even USE OpenDiary... ya ever heard of LIVE JOURNAL?! And Dead Journal, and Greatest Journal...

    1495. If you were going to switch to another diary website, which one would you go to? Why switch? I already have accounts on LJ, DJ, and GJ... and MULTIPLE journals on each site!!!! So that would be pointless and idiotic.

    1496. Do you believe that certain books should be removed from high school libraries? Like, all of 'em that English teachers recommend, like The Great Gatsby, because that book SUCKED DICK. Period.

    1497. How do you feel about gay and lesbian marriages? Uhhhhhh, if they wanna be DISGUSTING and on their way to Hell, then go ahead. Leave me outta it, man.

    1498. Can you rearrange the letters in your name to form any other words? Probably, but I don't feel like it.

    1499. What is the sexiest moment in a movie? Uhhhh... well, any part where the ACTOR is sexy... example: in Austin Powers in Goldmember, YOUNG #2, played by HOT-ASS BITCH Evan Farmer... that's the sexiest part of the movie. Now, with Rock Star, MARK WAHLBERG is freakin' SEXY with rock star hair, so that would be approximately the whole movie. LoL.

    1500. Do you have a favorite stand up comedian? Kathy Griffin is HILARIOUS... so's Dave Chapelle, and Carlos Mencia KILLS ME... and the dudes on Whose Line. OK, they're more like improv people, but HEY, they're still funny. LOVE YA COLIN, RYAN, WAYNE, GREG, AND BRAD!!!

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     1501. What did you think of the movie Black Hawk Down? Ehhhh... I don't get into those kinda movies. It was watchable.

    1502. What movie has the most surprising ending ever? Uhhhhh... I don't know. Why don'tcha find one and tell me?

    1503. Who are you currently angry at? GENE SIMMONS. His little innuendos towards Ace Frehley and Peter Criss are REALLY starting to PISS ME THE FUCK OFF. It'd piss me off less if he would just name names already. And Tommy Thayer saying that "most of the young KISS fans don't know exactly who's in the band anyway." FINE THEN, DON'T GIVE ANY OF YOUR FUCKING PAYING CUSTOMERS ANY CREDIT, YOU FUCKIN' BROKEBACK ASS-LICKER!!!!!!! GodDAMN, those 2 fucking PISS ME OFF. GO TO HELL, BOTH OF YOU!!!

    1504. Who is harder to please, you or your lover? Well, since I don't have a lover, then I am. Hell, even if I did, it'd be me anyways. LoL.

    1505. What is the most dramatic thing you have ever done for attention? Uhhhh... I don't get that much attention. I shy away from attention.

    1506. What do you have issues with? See # 1503. Bastards. Oh, and WHOA!, too. Lip-synching bastards.

    1507. There is a nuclear war and your fallout shelter has room and supplies enough for two. No one knows about the fallout shelter but you. Who do you choose to take in (Remember, the person you choose is the only person you will know in 5-15 years when you can come above ground again)? MELISSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man, we'd have FUN in our 2getherized fallout shelter!!!! Hehehehe.

    1508. Do you have any fillings? Nope.

    1509. What do you do when you are home alone that you cannot do when other people are at home? Uhhhhhhh... play my music really LOUD!!!!!

    1510. Have you ever had a near death experience? Not yet. LoL.

    1511. Do you read on the toilet? Nope.

    1512. Are you afraid of a global nuclear war? Afraid? Nahhhhhh... I'm expecting it, though.

    1513. If there was a global nuclear war would you expect to be a survivor? Damn straight. KISS fans will prevail, babee!!!!!!! Oh, and the guys themselves will survive, too. NOT YOU, GENE AND TOMMY. Fucking bastards.

    1514. How often do people try to talk to you while you are in the bathroom? Um, never.

    1515. Have you ever swam in the ocean? Nope. FUCK, I've only been out of Ohio, like, 3 times-- all of which were over to Indiana. For what? Shopping. Whoop-de-dooooo. I WANNA GO TO FLORIDA, DAMMIT.

    1516. Have you ever built a sandcastle? Nope... that reminds me of ACE at his RockWalk induction... he stuck his hands in the cement, and he said, "I feel like I'm at the beach! I wanna make a sandcastle!" LoL.

    1517. Do you feel comfortable in a bathing suit? Sure. Although I don't wear one often. Only when I want a tan. Otherwise I swim in a sleeveless shirt and shorts. I don't know why.

    1518a. What would be the best season of the year to get married? Either spring or summer.
    1518b. What would be the best day? APRIL 27. That's gonna be my wedding day. Why? I'm not gonna say.

    1519. What is 1 thing that the perfect ___ would do?
    Boyfriend: Take me to a KISS concert.
    Parents: Take me to a KISS concert.
    Friend: Go with me to a KISS concert.
    Teacher: Not give me homework on the nite of the KISS concert.

    1520. If someone you loved was seriously miserable for a long period of time what would you do to help cheer him or her up? Put on a fat guy suit and roll around making various laser noises. No, wait, that's stupid...

    1521. What was the best year of your life so far? 2002. I mean, the 2G Pride was kickin' and so many people loved 2G... and Liquid Zu was doin' shows and stuff... and 2002 was the year I started talkin' with MEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YaY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1522. When people are born is it predetermined whether they will be a good or bad person? Good question. Ummmmm... I think it's 50/50. That, and learning by example. If your parents and friends and shit are STUPID ASSHOLES, then you will be, too.

    1523. What is your least favorite bodily function? It's a girl thang. *sighs* I'm currently counting the HOURS till I hit menopause. *Hallelujah*

    1524. Does the weather affect your mood? Nah. Just idiotic people.

    1525. If you were underground for 5 years what would you miss the most? DUDE! Stalking KISS and Kevin Farley!!!!! Definitely. Oh, and Melissa. Wait, do I have a computer down there?

    1526. What do you think of the movie Blast from the Past? Never watched it.

    1527. If you were on death row what would you want your last meal to be? A big bowl of Frosted Flakes. Wanna get on my gooooooooooood side?? Get me CEREAL. Yum... and if ya can't get me cereal, then I want my last meal to be Ace. That's right, ACE FRHELEY. *slurp*

    1528. How would you want to die (electric chair, gas, lethal injection, hanging)? Out of those... uh... the chair, probably. And make sure I'm listening to, like, Poison "I Want Action" and do it when I'm not expecting!!!

    1529. Who would you want with you when you died? I don't really care, just make it painless and make it quick.

    1530. What would your last words be? Well, according to a survey thingy I took a while ago, "Look ma, no hands!" But I doubt that's the case, so probably something like, "Porkchopsh... and appleshaush... that shounds shwell." (hehe, Peter Brady!)

    1531. What is your favorite summer song? Uhhhhh... like song to listen to in the summertime? Or song that reminds me of summer? Fuck, I don't know... I like to listen to my fave tunes ALL the time, so, EVERY SONG.

    1532. Has anyone ever broken a promise to you? No... but if they did, they wouldn't be alive right now. Just jokes!

    1533. Have you broken a promise to anyone else? Fucking no! I'm honest and dependable. Well, for most things. Don't depend on me giving you a ride, 'cause no one rides in my car!

    1534. Do you eat meat? *giggles* Not yet. LMAO, SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1535. Have you ever broken someone's heart? Um, maybe. I doubt it. I'm so lovable, how could I? LMAO.

    1536. What would you consider a blessed event? July 6, 1980: ACE and Jeanette become parents of MONIQUE, their first and ONLY daughter. She's an angel sent from JENDELL. Hahaha.

    1537. What would you consider a miracle? That Ace Frehley isn't dead.

    1538. Here's a list of dead rock stars. How big of a loss to the music industry was each one?
    Dave Williams: The dude from Drowning Pool... uh, well, the metal community was bummed, but the dudes from DP hired another dude and are still kickin' ass, so it wasn't *too* big of a deal.
    Dimebag Darrell: OH DAMN. Even I cried when Dime got shot. That nite I stayed up and watched Gene Simmons's A&E Biography special... at the same time, Dime and his band Damageplan were about a hour and a half away, rockin' at some club in Columbus when an asshole named NATHAN GALE shot his ass. BURN IN HELL, MUTHERFUCKER. Dime was so cool... he had Ace's makeup face tattooed on his chest... if he was a chick, he woulda been an Ace groupie, I think. LoL... Dime had a major impact on the metal industry, but not much outside of it.
    Elvis: Dude, some people say that rock 'n' roll died when Elvis kicked the bucket... NOT TRUE-- KISS is still here (except ERIC CARR & MARK ST. JOHN!)!
    Jimi Hendrix: Ummmmmm... Hendrix was awesome... if he woulda lived, at the least, 5 more years, who the hell knows what shit he woulda done with that guitar of his. Dang.
    John Lennon: HUGE LOSS. He was awesome, too. Amazing lyricist... classic tunes all the way. Shame the Beatles broke up and shit, but even the best gotta have problems. Hell, look at KISS-- they were WAAAAAYYYYYYYY more fucked up than those dudes. But anyway, John was kick-a.

    1539. What are the most cruel words someone could say to you? "Why do you like that Cuccione guy so much? I mean, it's not like you knew him or something. Why even bother caring?" or something to that effect about Michael. Don't FUCK with Michael. EVER.

    1540. Would you rather catch your parents in bed or have them catch you? Oh, FUCK, either one is bad... I'll catch them. That way, I won't make a big deal outta it. On the other hand, my parents would catch me with Ace Frehley. JUST KIDDING. Hope Ace never reads this shit. LMAO.

    1541. If someone offered you $1,000 to cheat on your boyfriend, would you do it? If someone offered you $1,000 to SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE, would YOU do it? For the record, NO I wouldn't. Because I'd be pissed off if my boyfriend did it to ME. Now, if it was cheating WITH Ace Frehley... hmm... ; )

    1542. Would you rather date someone 3 years younger than you, or 15 years older? 15 years older, LMAO... I seem to be attracted to dudes older than me... like, I'm 18 and Ace is 56. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T CARE, HE'S HOT!!!!!!

    1543. Would you rather like your guy more than he likes you, or have him like you more? Have him like ME more... I'd be offended if I liked him more and he didn't seem as in-love as I was. WHY IN ACE'S NAME AM I ANSWERING THESE, ANYWAY??? I've never HAD a boyfriend, how should I know??!

    1544. If you could read your boyfriend's mind, but only by letting him read yours, would you do it? NOOOOOOOOOOO WAYYYYYYY, man. My thoughts are MINE. Well, except these, LMAO.

    1545. Would you rather lose your bathing suit to a huge wave right in front of a cute lifeguard, or your whole family? Cute lifeguard... hopefully I don't *know* the lifeguard. No WAY am I flashing my family. UGH.

    1546. Is truth sometimes stranger than fiction? Yep.

    1547. Do you look back and laugh at things that hurt or were embarrassing at the time? Yeah... like me dropping my cupcakes at my 3rd grade birthday party at school. I cried. Luckily, there were still enough for everyone, but that sucked. Incidentally, my dad dropped HIS cupcakes on the way to the bus when he was in 2nd grade. Must run in the family, LMAO.

    1548. Would you like to live in the Playboy Mansion? Nope... I wanna live at ACE'S MANSION! LoL, move over, JEANETTE!! Just kiddin', Jeanette's cool.

    1549. Have you ever looked in anyone's wallet that wasn't yours? Nope.

    1550. What time and date is it? Sunday, July 22, 2007 @ 11:09 pm

    1551a. Have you sang karaoke anywhere? Yup... at school. My choir class had a karaoke party at the end of the school year my freshman year.
    1551b. What song did you sing? KISS "Rock And Roll All Nite." And I FUCKING ROCKED, too. I mean, everyone else sang depressing country ballads, and I went on 2nd to last and ROCKED. It was flippin' sweet.

    1552. Do you run through the sprinkler on a hot day? Nope.

    1553. Could you survive without:
    Electricity? For, like, an hour. LoL, HEY, my bedroom is very technologized. That a word? It is now.
    Heat? In the summertime. Duh.
    Air conditioning? In the wintertime. Duh. Well, OK, year-round. I'd appreciate an electric fan, though.
    TV? Uhhhhhh... sure. I don't FUCKING get VH1 Classic anymore, so what's there to live for?
    Radio? FUCK NO. Nuh uh. No way.
    A car? Uhhh... a car, sure. Not MY car. You don't DARE fuck w/ my Chevy.

    1554. Would you ever consider shaving your head? For what??? For the hell of it?? NO! For, like, Mike's foundation or FRONT-ROW KISS tix? YES.

    1555. What is one thing that will happen to you less than 24 hours from now? I'll go to sleep. Well, maybe...

    1556. What age would you want to stay forever? Uh, 37. Just picking a random number, people.

    1557. What is the softest part of your body? Wouldn't you like to know?

    1558. What would make your day if it happened right now? If MTV was running a marathon of 2GE+HER: The Series. *cries* Yeah, right.

    1559. What are you thinking about? World domination. Muahahahahahaha. Um, oops. You weren't supposed to know that.

    1560. Are you on:
    Drugs? Not since the weekend, dude. *Just kidding!*
    The road to nowhere? *sings* the roooooooad to nowheeeeeeeeeeere-- leads to meeeee! YEAH, OZZY!!!!!!!!!!
    The crazy train? Um, have you been listening to Ozzy?!?! Because this one and the last two DIRECTLY connect to Ozz. Hmm...

    1561. Do you say everything to people's faces or do you talk behind their backs? Both. Heh heh.

    1562. What is gone that will never come back? My mind.

    1563. What's your biggest turn on? You wanna sit here for an hour?? LoL... prolly guys with LONG HAIR... ohhhhhhh Godddddddd... that is SO sexy to me. I mean, LONG hair. Not shaggy, like Nick Simmons (who is massively FUCKABLE, by the way), but long, like, down their back. Like ACE FREHLEY's hair drives me WILD. Oh my GOD.

    1564. Have you ever made love in an elevator? Uh, no. But I like that song, definitely! Aerosmith rocks.

    1565. Are you spiritually dead? Nope. My spirit's alive and ready to KICK SOME ASS.

    1566. What's your favorite Care Bear? Uhhhhh... *laughs* KISS Groupie Bear. WHAT?? There should be one!!

    1567. Do you like the music of Warren Zevon? *sings* Ah oooooooooh, werewolves of London... LoL, he's alright.

    1568. Have you ever wanted a picture painted onto your car? HOLY FUCK... my Camaro would look SO fucking awesome... with... nevermind. You know me well enough after 1567 questions to know what I'm gonna say.

    1569. Are you an alien in a red striped jumpsuit who plays guitar in a band? No... but I'd do it if someone asked me to.

    1570. If you aren't an alien in a red striped jumpsuit who plays guitar in a band then who is? The guitarist that's closest to an alien is ACE FREHLEY. Seriously. Supposedly, an alien ship was outside of his house in 2002... I think it was a little joke played by his bottle of Heineken, but whatever. I BELIEVE YA, CURLY.

    1571. How many private entries do you have? None... if people don't like what I have to say, don't fuckin' read it.

    1572. Are you clumsy? At times, yeah.

    1573. As you get older will you let your looks go or have plastic surgery? I say, FUCK IT and grow old however I was meant to grow old. Screw plastic surgery. Ya know, Ace had it done, and, uh, CAN YA TELL?????? Go look at a fuckin' picture of Ace without makeup frommmmm... uh... 2002, let's say, and one from '87. He looked the same to me. He shoulda had his nose re-done, cuz MAAAAAAN, it's huge. Hehehehe, love ya Frehley.

    1574. If you wear contacts or glasses would you ever consider laser eye surgery? Shouldn't you have asked me first whether or not I wear contacts/glasses? How rude.

    1575. What is the most expensive thing you own? Uhhhhhh... my KISS collection. The VINYL RECORDS ALONE are worth about $500. I mean, DUDE, you find a copy of Rock And Roll Over with the sticker AND a merchandise order form with it. YEAH, thought so. Either that or my Camaro. It's PRICELESS to me.

    1576. What do you think of when you hear the word 'cell'? That movie The Cell with J. Lo.

    1577. Have you ever had goat's milk? Nope.

    1578. Do you care how Jennifer Anniston lives her life? Not really... but I can't help it if all of the celeb shows on E! and VH1 let me know what's up.

    1579. If there was a 'penny per page' internet tax would you pay it? Uhh... it depends on what the fine print said. *wink*

    1580. Do you treat your pets like family members? I guess, if you count screaming "GET THE HELL OUT OF THE FLOWERS!" and burying them in the backyard when they die being treated like family.

    1581. Have you ever eaten tofu? Nope.

    1582. Do you believe that the 'war on drugs' is effective? Drugs cause war. I mean, COME ON, these people GOTTA be fucked up to do what they're doing.

    1583. What would you like to have 435 of (anything but money)? Hehehehehehehehe... can I be explicit for JUST A SEC?? 435 orgasms courtesy of ACE FREHLEY. OK, I'm done.

    1584. How many people know the password to your diary besides you? Fuckin' NO ONE!

    1585. Do you like Calvin and Hobbes? Uhhhh, not really. I'm not a cartoon/comic strip freak.

    1586. Have you ever thought of deleting your diary? I actually HAVE deleted two of my diaries... my 'i_love_driving30' LJ and my 'stoner_on_vinyl' LJ, too.

    1587. Have you ever thought of moving to OD+? Nope. STOP PUSHING OPENDIARY OFF ON ME, OK?!?!?! Jesus.

    1588. Do 48 hours need 48 thrills? Do you think so?

    1589. Who do you know that acts phony? Tommy Thayer. WHAT? He's fake! He prances around like a FUCKING BROKEBACK in Ace's makeup and costume. UGH. It completely disgusts me. He needs to BURN IN HELL. Fast.

    1590. Do you like American Pie? Yeah, that movie was alright.

    1591. What is the last law you broke? I've never broken a law. I think.

    1592. Have you ever run away from home? Nope... but I "ran away" to grandma's once. HEY, she lived on the street behind us!

    1593. Have you had a good feeling today? Hehehehehehehehe... OH, nevermind.

    1594. What was it? Do I have to tell you??! *sigh* Fine. I felt hot for ALEX SOLOWITZ when I read Melissa's dream... dude, WOW.

    1595. Did your parents pretend their was a tooth fairy and slip money under your pillow? No, they just gave me $$$ when I showed them the tooth.

    1596. If yes, how much per tooth? A dollar.

    1597. Is there a difference between art and crafts? I've decided I need a break... I ain't answering any more DUMB-ASSED questions... I've had some good answers on some of the previous ones.

    1598. Have you ever tried out for something? Yup... talent show... softball... select chous.

    1599. Did you make it? Yup... allllllllll three. I'm in mixed chorus (girls and guys) AND treble chorus (all girls), PLUSSSSSSS, I sang a solo at the regional Solo & Ensemble competition. Got an excellent rating, too. Aww yeahhhh.

    1600. What's your favorite lullaby? Paul Stanley "Hold Me, Touch Me (Think Of Me When We're Apart)."

    Current Mood: jubilant
    Current Music: "3x5" - John Mayer
    10:52a
    1601-1700
     1601. What's on your key chain? My car keys, my KISS Army keychain, my KISS Rock The Nation 2004 keychain, and my KISS solo album faces keychain.

    1602. How do you feel about endangered species? Sucks to be them. WHAT? I'm not much of an animal person.

    1603. What was the last CD you bought? Ummmmmmm... Peter Criss's One For All!

    1604. Do you like feather pillows? Sure.

    1605. How about water beds? Yup... used to have one. Well, I didn't, but my parents did at one point. 2 points, actually. They're nothing special.

    1606. Who or what do you feel the deepest responsibility towards? Driving and makin' sure my car stays fucking immaculate.

    1607. How long is forever? About 7 buisness days.

    1608. Who is your favorite family member? What kind of question is that?! Duh, my grandma (on my daddy's side)!! Like I'd answer w/ "my sister-- she's so cool." *snorts*

    1609. Who would you be afraid to have angry at you? Melissa. I can't STAND not having someone who's not idiotic and who loves 2G around!!! Awesum LuvRs FOREVER.

    1610. Does this survey feel like it will never end? Eh, I'm gettin' there. I mean, over 1/5 of the way done... besides, I like these questions. Now, if this survey was oral... FORGET IT. I'm too shy to sit through 5 questions, let alone 5,000!

    1611. Have you ever eaten any kind of food off of someone else's body? Heh heh heh... no.

    1612. Do you like the direction your life is going in? Yup... straight DOWN to Hell.

    1613. Are you a traditional person? For some things-- like my views on sex and stuff.

    1614. Have you ever felt like the victim of societal injustice? Uh, should I have been?

    1615. What feelings or thoughts do you repress? Thoughts of KILLING YOU!! Just jokes... um, I don't know. Prolly my jealousy thoughts. I hate the feeling of jealousy.

    1616. What makes you feel ecstatic? Rock and roll. And going 2GE+HER Crazy w/ Mel!

    1617. What was your biggest mistake in the past three months? Not paying the extra $4 for shipping to order some Ace stuffage from Amazon.com... I said "FUCK IT" and cancelled the dang order... I'll wait for Christmas-- that way, I don't hafta pay, see? *wink*

    1618. York Peppermint Patties or Reece's Peanut Butter Cups? OOH, BOTH!!!! But Reece's Cups more!!

    1619. What are your feelings, if any, about Hugh Hefner? Um... well, Gene's longtime girlfriend SHANNON TWEED dated him for a little bit... yeah, she used to be a Playboy slut... so, um, I don't know. He's got way too much time on his hands, and he's got, like, NO WARDROBE whatsoever. That sucks.

    1620. What is your specialty? Sarcastic comments. Just call me Chandler Bing, Jr.

    1621. Have you ever had a stalker? Nope.

    1622. Have you ever been a stalker? Uh, hehehehehehehehehe...

    1623. Ideally, how far would you like to live from your nearest neighbor? Cross-country. Unless that neighbor was Peter Criss. That'd be sweet.

    1624. What would you do if a teacher accused you of cheating when you really weren't? I'd kill 'em. JUST KIDDING. Uh, I'd be pissed off and take it to administration.

    1625. What store would you most like a $10,000 gift certificate to? KISSArmyWarehouse.com!!

    1626. What would you most like to reincarnate as? A condom. NO, really, a Gibson Les Paul.

    1627. What's in your undie drawer...besides undies? Socks and bras. And a pair of pantyhose.

    1628. How many languages can you say HELLO in? Five: English (hello), Spanish (hola), Japanese (konechiewa, or whatever), French (bonjour), and EBONICS (whassup, NIGGA?!).

    1629. If your whole country had to listen to you talk for ten minutes what would you talk about? Geezx... GOOD ONE. Uhhhhhhh... "I don't have much to say..." --Pedro Sanchez

    1630. Do you have a guardian angel? Yes... Michael Cuccione.

    1631. Do you smoke? HELL NO. Never!

    1632. Who is more successful, Bill Gates or Mother Teresa? Mother Teresa... money isn't everything. But it helps, RIGHT, GENE?!

    1633. What band T-shirts do you own? 18 KISS shirts, 2 Def Leppard shirts, 2 Black Sabbath shirts, 1 Ozzy Osbourne shirt, 1 Alice Cooper shirt, 1 Iron Maiden shirt, 1 Who shirt, 2 Motley Crue shirts, 2 AC/DC shirts, 1 Rolling Stones shirt, 1 Poison shirt, 1 Cinderella shirt, and a Queensryche '91 tour t-shirt.

    1634. What is your favorite thing that is black? My Camaro. Or ACE's lips!

    1635. Have you ever worn mismatched socks on purpose? Nope.

    1636. Do you check nutrition labels? Yeah... but like I actually worry about my "caloric intake"... what-the-fuck-ever. I'm not overweight, but I'm not a twig, either. I'm just AWESOME, thank you. If ya don't like it, GO LOOK AT PORN, YOU SICK BASTARD.

    1637. Most McDonald's value meals are about 1500 calories (the amount of calories an average person needs in one whole day) and over 1000 of those calories are from fat. What do you think about this? EXACTLY why I DON'T eat there, or any other fast food place. Cheeseburgers off of the grill at home are WAY better. All ya need is cheese, pickle, lettuce, and 1000 island dressing: basically, a Big Mac without the spit. *wink*

    1638. If you could delete someone's diary would you if:
    They didn't agree with you? Nope.
    They were rude/obnoxious to you? Nope.
    They wrote rude entries? Nope... hell, look at MINE! LMAO.

    1639. Have you ever worn a men's tie? Yeah... in 8th grade in my punk rocker/Kelly Osbourne phase. I mean, I CUT OFF MY HAIR and styled it like her hair!!! Bangs over the eye, ya know. That's the LAST time I wore makeup to school LoL. I never bother with makeup... maybe a slick of a BonneBell LipSmacker. THAT'S RIGHT, I'm 17 and still use 'em.

    1640. Do you trust people at restraunts who handle your food that they aren't doing anything gross to it while you can't see them? I don't trust ANYONE like that. Not even ANGIE, my own friend, who works @ McDonald's. No way.

    1641. How do you wear your hair each day? One of the following: a ponytail, pigtails, braided pigtails, a bun, or down, sometimes with a bandanna. Most of the time, it's a ponytail.

    1642. Have you ever worn:
    A gas mask? Nope.
    A blindfold? Yup... kindergarten Halloween class party @ Craig's house... pin the tail on the donkey, baby!!! Only I think it was a pumpkin. Hmm...

    1643. Would you be willing to go hang gliding? No way... I *hate* heights. I wouldn't even go sky diving with EVAN FARMER. No way. You'd be doing great if you got me to fly on a plane.

    1644. What is the difference between a man's button down shirt and a woman's button down shirt? Who gives a fuck??

    1645. Have you ever taken a lock of someone else's hair? Nope, but my grandma took some of my curls from when I was younger and glued them to a doll that looks somewhat like me when I was little. Has one of my pink (ugh) dresses, my socks, shoes, even a fuckin' DIAPER from about 1989. LoL, not used, by the way.

    1646. Have you ever given anyone a lock of your hair? Um, no, but if you want one...

    1647. If you had a locket what would you put inside? A little piece of paper that, when you opened the locket, it'd say, "HAHA, fooled you... betcha thought you'd find something in here."

    1648. Is blood a turn on for you? EWW, no. Why do ya think I DON'T like Gene Simmons? Other than the fact that HE'S AN ASSHOLE.

    1649. Have you ever written anything in your own blood? No. I *hate* blood. The smell, the taste, the sight... *dies* GOD.

    1650. Have you ever drank, slurped or licked someone else's blood? EWWW, EWWW, EWWW, NO FUCKING WAY!!!!! I don't even like tasting my OWN blood, let alone someone else's. Not even Ace's. Nuh-uh.

    1651. Does your school or office have any special days (like pajama day or crazy hat day)? Sometimes... usually for Spirit Week.

    1652. Imagine there is a single girl who wants to take her female best friend from another school to the prom. She is told that she cannot take a girl to the prom. How do you feel about this? I'm not answering because PROM SUCKS.

    1653. Is animal testing more necessary or cruel? Ummmm... well... I don't love animals enough to say.

    1654. What is one thing that should never be legal? Me. No, uh... umm... streaking. Ugh.

    1655. What is one thing that should always be legal? Giving someone the finger. If there's EVER a law about that, so help me...

    1656. What is one thing someone can say which would make you look down on them? "OMG, I had sex last night in my boyfriend's car in the Wal-Mart parking lot." And it's not only the sex part...

    1657. What is the best theme park you have ever been to? Uhhhhhh... well, I've been to King's Island when I was, like, 2 GODDAMN YEARS OLD. Like that fucking counts. Umm... Indiana Beach, then.

    1658. What is the worst theme park you have ever been to? Is there such a thing as a BAD theme park?!

    1659. If it were your destiny to save the world but it meant giving up your life as you know it, would you fight it or would you embrace it and why? I'd, uh... give up my life... like there's anything interesting about it anyway.

    1660. How much do you care about your grade point average at school? Pretty fuckin' much. I mean, I don't wanna get grounded from my Camaro OR the Internet OR my tunes, and good grades mean cheaper car insurance (although I don't pay it-- thanx, M&D!), AND it'll get me into college, which'll get me a kick-a job, which'll get me some $$$.

    1661. Are you attracted by risk taking? Nope.

    1662. How would you feel if you knew that after your death, your body would be used for medical dissection? Oh well... do what ya want with me. It's not like I can say, "Hey, whatcha doin'?"

    1663. What is your favorite role played by Tom Cruise? Ooh, MAVERICK was pretty HAWT in Top Gun. Rarr... shoulda been called Love Gun. Hehehe.

    1664. Do you appreciate metal music? OH, GOD, HELL YEAH. It's my fave. Hair metal from the '80s, to be specific.

    1665. Under what circumstances would you go home with a stranger? If you consider Peter Criss a stranger. Teehee.

    1666. Is $9 a reasonable price for a movie ticket? WHAT??? Where theater are YOU going to?! Theater of Pain, sounds like! Around my neck of the woods, a movie ticket is $2.50.

    1667. What is your reaction to pop up ads? "UUUUGH! GET OFF MY SCREEN, YOU STUPID SONS-OF-BITCHES!!!!!!"

    1668. What quality do you value most highly in others? Honesty.

    1669. What is your opinion of the current political climate in your country? Our political shit, no matter what it is, SUCKS EGGS.

    1670. In some high schools attendance of pep rallies is mandatory. How would you feel in this situation? You mean how DO I feel... pep rallies at my cruddy school are DURING school. So, if ya wanna miss the pep rally, 1.) Cut school that day, 2.) Hide in the bathroom for an hour, or 3.) Murder all of the cheerleaders. Personally, I'll take a #3, please.

    1671. Could you possibly fall in love with a prostitute? No, I don't love Gene Simmons. *wink*

    1672. What do these names make you think of:
    Elton: Elton John. Duh.
    Billy: Billy Joel.
    Dwayne: What's Happening!!
    Betty: Good ol' BETTY FORD alcohol additiction rehab center!!! I LOVE THAT PLACE... saved a LOT of my fave rockers... like OZZ-MAN.
    Liz: LIZ PORTER!!! Fucking bitch, YOU WILL NEVER SLEEP WITH DOUG LINUS AGAIN!!! He's MINE.
    Linda: Ugh, this BITCH from the Paul Stanley's Paradise board... her and Leanne are stalkers... you think I'M bad??! HAH.

    1673. What is one situation you want to avoid ever happening to you? Divorce and/or being pregnant.

    1674. Low fat or fat free? Whatever, as long as it's not disgusting.

    1675. Are you cowardly? Nope.

    1676. Do you ever feel less than fresh? Ummmm... no?

    1677. Whose number is 867-5309? JENNY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YaY, I love that song!!

    1678. Have you ever written something on a bathroom wall? No, but isn't it interesting to read the dumb shit that other peole write??! Gimme $5 and I'll write "I FUCKED GENE SIMMONS" on a Wal-Mart stall, and I'll sign my name for an extra $5!!!! LoL.

    1679. When was the last time you fell down in public? Ummmmm... who am I, Ace Frehley?! I don't fall down, man.

    1680. Are you more aggressive or mellow? I'm 50/50... very moody. I feel sorry for the man I end up with... he's gonna have a HARD time telling when exactly I'm OTR (guess what that means!). Heh heh.

    1681. What have you done with yourself to keep your life worth living? Taking this survey.

    1682. What is the most incredible thing you can do? Smile.

    1683. Do you bury your pets, flush them, or throw them away? Since I've had mostly kitties all of my life, I bury 'em. I've had one dog (Albert, a golden retriever-- I HATE DOGS after that one) who got send to the pound, and some goldfish and guppies... they got flushed.

    1684. Do you get embarrassed when someone shows off baby pictures of you? YES. Ugh... especially when my mom's there... "AWWWWWWW, you were so cuuuuuute! Your little arms look like chicken drumsticks! AWWWWWWWW!!" Gawd, shaddup.

    1685. Who has made the biggest sacrifice for you? My parents. I mean, my mom works her ass off and dad stays at home with us kids... plus they were SO awesome and sold me their Camaro for CHEAP!

    1686. What's your favorite thing that is yellow? Mickey Parke's cute-as-hell vest in 2GE+HER: The Movie.

    1687. Do you take any vitamins or drugs? Nope.

    1688. What's the coolest HTML code you know? Uhh, I can get ya one that makes snow fall down the page.

    1689. If you had to change your diary name what would you change it to? Why would I wanna change my diary name?!

    1690. Do you want to grow old with someone? Sure... as long as they don't annoy me to death-- literally.

    1691. Do you ever read entries titled 'leave notes'? Oh, like the people that say 'comment plz'? NO.

    1692. Do you ever read entries titled 'please read'? I read enough to find out what it's about... usually I read the whole thing anyway.

    1693. Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons? Nope.

    1694. Have you ever played Magic the Gathering? Uh-uh.

    1695. Have you ever played Vampire the Masquerade? *shakes head*

    1696. Have you ever played Risk? Yeah, on Sega... I hate it... Monopoly's much more kick-ass. So's Clue.

    1697. Of the above mentioned four games which one is most appealing to you? Uh, NONE.

    1698. What have you complained for so long about having to do that you could've accomplished it by the time you were finished complaining? The only thing I complain about is the current lineup of KISS. *rolls eyes* With the SEXY exception of Paul Stanley, and the cool exception of Eric Singer (only without makeup), KISS sucks. I love PETER AND ACE. That's right, BAD BOYS FOREVER!!

    1699. When was the last time you went out of your way to be cheerful and friendly, even when you felt like punching everyone around you? I don't go out of my way to be nice. When I'm pissed, everyone who crosses my path knows. My facial expressions say everything for me.

    1700. Do you treat others better or worse than yourself and why? Better than myself... I wouldn't want them to treat me like shit, so why would I treat them that way?!

    Current Mood: hyper
    Current Music: "Only You" - KISS

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